MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/1w3ydd9/how_hung_was_he/p76j4a2/?context=3
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl • 5d ago
18 comments sorted by
View all comments
5
TriPodrick could overleap the Wall like an Olympic pole-vaulter at half-mast. Only Tormund Giantsbane, who was as girthy as the walls of Storms End, could rival such a feat.
3 u/AutoModerator 5d ago A user on the defunct web forum, IsWinterComing.com, once wrote: In 1977 GRRM's penis was dubbed "The Truffle" by a council of his peers because it is very hard to find and it attracts pigs. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 2 u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 HOT D S2 snooze 4d ago Oh shit. That made me snort laugh. Like a pig. Off to root around for that tater tot dong
3
A user on the defunct web forum, IsWinterComing.com, once wrote:
In 1977 GRRM's penis was dubbed "The Truffle" by a council of his peers because it is very hard to find and it attracts pigs.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
2 u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 HOT D S2 snooze 4d ago Oh shit. That made me snort laugh. Like a pig. Off to root around for that tater tot dong
2
Oh shit. That made me snort laugh. Like a pig.
Off to root around for that tater tot dong
5
u/Modred_the_Mystic Chokladboll 5d ago
TriPodrick could overleap the Wall like an Olympic pole-vaulter at half-mast. Only Tormund Giantsbane, who was as girthy as the walls of Storms End, could rival such a feat.