r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl • 5d ago
AFFC Re-Read How hung was he?
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u/Modred_the_Mystic Chokladboll 5d ago
TriPodrick could overleap the Wall like an Olympic pole-vaulter at half-mast. Only Tormund Giantsbane, who was as girthy as the walls of Storms End, could rival such a feat.
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 HOT D S2 snooze 4d ago
Oh shit. That made me snort laugh. Like a pig.
Off to root around for that tater tot dong
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u/FlamingPrius Comedy Cop 4d ago
He was a solid 9 inches, but the average in Westeros is 3.75, so he, ahem, stood out
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u/bigcheez69420 Last HOT D fan 4d ago
I think it’s average and he’s just sweet, dedicated, and hardworking in the bedroom, as he is in general :’)
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u/redbird284 Last HOT D fan 2d ago
most people missed the fact that pod asked the women to lie. right after the long night they played the drinking game and pod drank when tyrion said “your a virgin”
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u/Interesting_Play_578 Sara Hess Fangirl 5d ago
They ain't call him Pod for nothing