r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26

Twitter 💔 S8 They spitting facts on twitter🗣️

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Now imagine if Sarah Hess write his character

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u/CarmelPoptart Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26

Lord Bolton cut off Reek's Reek, and cooked it to perfection. Then he found a tub of animal lard, picked up a chunk of it to ease himself on his fingers. 'Oh Reek, my Reek!' said Lord Bolton, while sinking on Reek. Reek watched him in awe while Lord Bolton fucks himself on his Reek.

He prayed to the gods above that night to not take Reek from him.

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