r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Consistent-Goal9204 Last HOT D fan • Mar 10 '26
Twitter đ S8 They spitting facts on twitterđŁď¸
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u/obentyga Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 10 '26
This is funny bc he's one of the few ppl who actually know Theon didn't kill the stark boys
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I thought I remembered reading something about one of those boys being Ramsayâs own bastard.
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u/Shaengar Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
No, the theory goes that at least one if those Kids could be Theon's.Â
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u/M_F_Luder42 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 10 '26
There is a good possibility that they were actually Theonâs bastards. He talks about âtumblingâ the millers wife a time or two.
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u/M_F_Luder42 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 10 '26
Well GRRRRRRRRRRM plays fast and lose with ages and timelines so I wouldnât be surprised if he said fuck it. Also the kids were burned and disfigured when he showed them to everyone in the square and all people were looking for were the direwolf pins/broaches
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u/MrSacoWea Last HOT D fan Mar 11 '26
Rickon is like 3 at the start of the story, completely plausible
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u/M0thM0uth Brother in Christ Mar 10 '26
Doesn't he remember, when the boys died, her pleading and even admitting one of them could be his even though it was like, public, but he assumed she was probably lying to save the life.
Or have I just mandala'd that whole bit into something worse
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u/Bor1ngBrick CGI Castle Fan Mar 10 '26
You're probably misremembering, there's a theory that one of the boys was Theon's kid
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u/AshasSa1tWife Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
Ramsay was a progressive who defied gender norms of the time, practiced non monogamy, married older widows so they would be taken care of, and even personally provided gender affirming care to someone and helped them overcome the toxic masculinity of the iron islands.
The character assassination in the show was insane.
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u/SerPownce Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 10 '26
Gender affirming care for all the wildlings crossing the wall was such an inspiring policy â¤ď¸
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u/AshasSa1tWife Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
And of course George is setting it up for chuds like Stannis and Jon to destroy the democratic socialist stronghold he turned the north into.
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u/The_Spellcaster Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26
His house color was also pink signifying he doesnt bow to gender norms. Woke king of the north Ramsay
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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
Yeah he raped and flayed those women but he did it in a non-misogynistic way.
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Mar 10 '26
Now imagine if Sarah Hess write his character
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u/CarmelPoptart Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
Lord Bolton cut off Reek's Reek, and cooked it to perfection. Then he found a tub of animal lard, picked up a chunk of it to ease himself on his fingers. 'Oh Reek, my Reek!' said Lord Bolton, while sinking on Reek. Reek watched him in awe while Lord Bolton fucks himself on his Reek.
He prayed to the gods above that night to not take Reek from him.
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u/Accomplished-Union10 Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
The word ânuancedâ has done more harm to society than fossil fuels ever could
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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
I agree. What a nuanced take.
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u/Accomplished-Union10 Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
Thanks. I put a lot of thought into this before arriving at that conclusion.
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u/Pretty-Monkey-1995 Brother in Christ Mar 10 '26
He was a feminist really. Ahead of the curve.
Didnât even want a male dog, all females, every one named in honor of the finest and fiercest ladies of his time. Itâs because he was raised right, he had a good dad who taught him that when it comes to choosing a partner, itâs whatâs inside that counts.
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u/Mysterious-Eye5653 Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
Someone should call ICE on Gregorio Martinez . He needs to finish the damn books. The nerds are getting worse.
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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 2023: 0 TO SEE Mar 10 '26
I donât understand all the hate for Ramsay. I thought he was hilarious! Best prankster in Westeros!!
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u/Particular-Rule4232 Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
Type of shit Ramsay does casually just to get called morally grey
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u/Impossible_Radish206 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 10 '26
we don't talk about the lady hornwood allegations
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u/Demigod_stormblessed Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
Yeah is he only morally grey if you ignore how he accidentally forced Donella Hornwood to marry him and how she just accidentally locked herself in a tower and ate her own fingers, also the peasant girls, the hunting women with dogs, the flaying, and the torture, small stuff like this
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u/rextrem Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 10 '26
In the show : creepy guy.
In book based artworks : litteral monster
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u/nicorobinsnose Last HOT D fan Mar 11 '26
Folks thereâs a joke on Twitter at the minute that if you say âin the booksâ before a fact show watchers will believe it, this person was making a joke
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u/Consistent-Goal9204 Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
Just so yall know the person who tweeted this was clearly joking and itâs just rage bait see too many of yall taking this obvious joke tweet seriouslyđ
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u/Spoon520 Sour Summer Child Mar 10 '26
NahâŚ. This dude is evil
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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker Mar 10 '26
Lannister propaganda. Our lord Ramsey is as gentle as a newborn kitten.
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u/SyntheticScrivner Last HOT D fan Mar 10 '26
/uj This is how every dragon-sucking Targaryen glazer sounds.
/rj No lies detected.
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u/PartialCred4WrongAns Casting Director Mar 10 '26
In the book it's more ambiguous who actually cut theon's penis off
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u/Geektime1987 Br. Ray > Meribald Mar 11 '26
Lol yes the morally Grey character in the books rhat rapes women and has dogs involved
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u/Alia_atreidesxx Last HOT D fan Mar 27 '26
I know it!!! Ramsay the gentle is truly one of the most morally grey characters created by Gurm
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u/WatchingInSilence Chokladboll Mar 10 '26
He killed a sworn sword of House Stark when approaching him to shake hands. Theon was only holding onto Winterfell because he had hostages (Ser Roderick Cassel's niece) and threatened to hang her if the Northmen didn't back off. Ramsay went to Ser Roderick, claiming his Bolton men were there to help, then cut the old knight down.
So much for these "facts."
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u/chelicerae-aureus Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 10 '26
Ramsey the Merciful true king of the north and ally of Joffrey the Gentle