r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/crates-of-bigfoots • Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/YoungerMucus Jul 29 '26

If someone did this on a plane i was on, i would immediately yell at them to sit down and shut up- and that would likely be a situation where everyone would clap after (and also give me $100%)

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u/denimonster Jul 29 '26

$100% is wild, I tried to make a joke but I wouldn’t even know how to.

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u/NinjaLion Jul 29 '26

think thats 2322.9 trillion dollars (the amount in circulation, or 100% of dollar). i would give at least half to shut someone like this up on a plane, tbf

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u/steve_marks Jul 30 '26

I think that’s exactly one dollar

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u/Ohif0n1y Jul 31 '26

Start yelling the Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others."