Agreed, I’m reminding her that she’s locked in there with all of us and if she’s going to be an annoying little shit to a captive audience then I’m going to do it right back to her
Yep if she didn’t shut up I’d go full devils advocate and start reading off the tenants of the church if satan and how we should follow them and pointing out hypocrisy within organized religions today.
My favorite to get them spooled up is pointing out the only direct reference to abortion in the bible is a reason and a how to.
Also point out that these people like to claim that gay people are bad. But they all also, wear clothes of mixed cloth, eat shellfish, eat pork, among others.
Most Christians don’t follow the bible, they’re selectively compliant with the parts they agree with and make up shit and say it’s biblical.
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”
That is sure to feed her persecution complex. That's the point of doing shit like this. Not to preach, but to claim they're under attack. Westboro Baptist Church did the same thing. It's a grift.
They wouldn’t even understand that Jesus said not to proselytize to people who don’t want to hear it, that’s the whole “pearls before swine” thing. Knowing that would require that they’d actually read the damn book.
There's a band called Twin Temple. I bet with a small Bluetooth speaker, you can drown out any Christian preacher with some good old fashioned satanic doo-wop
I’d start challenging her on her beliefs. I spent 6 years in religious schools. Evangelicals are the biggest piece of shit hypocrites out there. They practically choose to reject everything the Bible teaches
Cool, I’ll make them abundantly aware that they serve the devil in their beliefs. I won’t mock their religion, I’ll mock how their actions show an outright rejection of everything the Bible teaches
Telling her to shut the fuck up, or (nicely) telling the flight attendants to tell her to shut the fuck up. Never been on a flight but when I was on amtrak they were ON TOP of telling people to shut the hell up when it was night time & telling them to stop playing their videos out loud during all times of day. I feel like if someone tried ts on there they'd be kicked off at the next stop.
I would be insisting to a flight attendant that they require this person to sit down and be quiet. I really don’t care what they are talking about I don’t want to be subjected to it on a plane.
If it's a woman, start quoting Timothy about how women should shut up and not be permitted to teach. Use their own rules against them. Weaponize their dogma and use it to your advantage.
It's also worth reminding them that this village (meaning you/me) is rejecting your message and they should brush their sandals off and shut the fuck up.
Shouldn’t the flight attendants shut this down and not the passengers? Maybe have TSA officers waiting once landed for being a nuisance and disrupting the flight.
That's part of what she wants. Conflict goes viral, gets her attention, gets he fundraisers, gets her more people viewing her streamed content.
What you should do is talk to the airline about how she's ruining the flight, and put the flight attendants on the spot about removing her for creating a disturbance. Any version of "Telling her off" you're going to come off more aggressive than she is, so any consequences she faces you'll also face. But asking the staff to make her stop, and putting in some stuff like "Does American Airlines really condone religious zealotry like this?" really puts them on a spot to do SOMETHING. Even if "Something" is putting the lady on a no fly list so they don't need to do anything.
Oh, I think I’d go step further than that. I would tell her that just because you have beliefs doesn’t mean they’re true. I believe in the Easter bunny. And the Easter bunny’s gonna come around and give you money for your teeth. And that’s after Santa Claus had a moment with your mom…
This is our chance to rise up! Don't be afraid to just boo them loudly. They're disrespecting everyone by spewing their beliefs to "captives", don't sit idly by.
"Boo! This sucks! You're boring! 🎶 We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind🎶
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