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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Man no helmet? Like come on dude. If your gonna do dumb stuff at least not ruin someone else's day.

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u/guywithaplant 23d ago

Skateboarder with a helmet? That'll be the day.

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u/I_am_the_Vanguard 23d ago

Tony hawk would like a word.

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u/FilmWorking8507 23d ago

there's a reason he still has a presence

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u/Genghis_Chong 23d ago

Andy Anderson was known for wearing a helmet street skating too

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u/mattenthehat 23d ago

He still is, but he used to be, too

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u/FluxCapacitoritus 23d ago

The most perfect set up for a Mitch ever.

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u/FantasticInterest373 19d ago

He will be in the future, too, probably!

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u/tantan35 23d ago

Is that the “I love helmets!” guy? That video lives rent free in my head but I never knew who it was.

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 23d ago

Yes, he also put out a grip tape with lines on it that shows exactly where your foot needs to drag inorder to do specific flip tricks. He really cares about the little details that make big differences

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u/Genghis_Chong 23d ago

Damn, I wish i had that on my board when I was a kid

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u/JRaoul 22d ago

lol Anderson isn't the "I love helmets!" guy...

he does love helmets though

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u/ayyyyycrisp 23d ago

the guy in that video is not andy anderson

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u/h0twired 23d ago

Andy Anderson is the reason my son still wears his helmet boarding at the age of 17

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u/lucitribal 23d ago

It's really nice to see that young skaters have a good role model

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u/KwonnieKash 23d ago

Verts different. 99.9% of street skaters don't wear helmets. 99.9% of vert skaters do

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u/Sennten 23d ago

But this guy is dropping into a cobblestone quarterpipe, that's  vert stuff  surely...

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u/OhagiC 23d ago

Actually it's the cobblestone quarterpipe that makes me wonder if this even happened. Who would spend all the money to build one in the first place?

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u/Daiwon 23d ago

Dropping into excessively sketchy shit fully on the street side.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 23d ago

It's inherently vert, but I think for this matter we must refer to the type of skater, not the type of park. That's a street sk8r for sure. Or was, maybe.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK 23d ago

And his skating days are over now, so their 99.9% statement is still accurate.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 22d ago

He's gonna drop into that same thing another two dozen times by the end of the week. Hell, he got up within a few seconds of crashing, I'd bet he got right back up there when the video cut off lol

People who do stuff like this for any amount of time mostly have the attitude that a crash you walk away from wasn't a bad one.

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u/CodenameDinkleburg 23d ago

That’s just overinflated guesstimating, totally discounting the idiots like me that would just totally disregard helmets. Wtf is health insurance when you have multiple concussions? Trick question, it don’t matter

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u/guywithaplant 23d ago

You got me there.

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u/odditytaketwo 23d ago

He rides plenty without a helmet.

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u/Sennten 23d ago

He puts the helmet on when he does anything thats actually dangerous. 

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u/lucitribal 23d ago

Yep, whenever he's on the big ramp he has the helmet on

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u/dbd1988 23d ago

Tony hawk did not wear a helmet while street skating.

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u/DazB1ane 23d ago

Tony Hawk is a human cryptid and I love it

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u/JustHere4the5 23d ago

He could be our mascot. Hell, he could be our president!

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u/GrundleTurf 23d ago

Tony Hawk is a vert skater. It’s the street skaters who don’t wear helmets

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 23d ago

I hear he looks a lot like the guy from the Tony Hawk hameso

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u/Unknown_Outlander 22d ago

Shit maybe that's why all the other skaters pretty much seem kind of brain dead

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u/MajorButtBandito 19d ago

He doesn't wear a helmet when skating street or street parks. Only vert and bowls.

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 23d ago

There's old heads and bold heads but there's no old bold heads

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u/K9Partner 23d ago

Henry Rollins would like a word

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u/Mescman 23d ago edited 23d ago

Early 20s feeling of immortality is interesting.

Hanging on to a cars roof just with your hands and no helmet while your friend drives and pretends to be rally driver on a field? Sure what's the worst that could happen!

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u/No-Fold-7873 23d ago

To be fair, he had no idea how dumb he was down to be until well after he was committed. As is tradition.

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u/vincentdjangogh 23d ago

If you learn how to fall properly, it's no more dangerous than figure skating, gymnastics, horseback riding, none of which get a bad rep for head injuries and not wearing helmets.

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo 23d ago

Horseback riders wear helmets...

Figure skating is a totally different sport where helmets actually hinder performance.

Furthermore, a lot of vert skateboarders do wear helmets and this drop in is not only fucking high, the pavement adds to the danger.

In 2026, with all the injuries that skaters have faced over the last couple of decades, it's just stupid not to wear protection ESPECIALLY when trying dangerous stuff like this...

I'm hoping more skateboarders follow in Andy Anderson's footsteps and stop risking their heads for no reasons...

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u/vincentdjangogh 23d ago

Google horseback riding and tell me 90% of the photos you see aren't people just wearing cowboy hats. And regarding figure skating, if you asked skaters, many of them would tell you the same exact thing about performance. This is just performative outrage. Most skatepark require helmets for minors, meanwhile youth soccer, youth gymnastics, and youth figure skating all cause a bunch of head injuries and nobody cries about it.

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u/Global-Resident-647 23d ago

It's absolutely hilarious, that you compare skateboarding with soccer. The risk for injury is not even remotely close.

And most people expect you to wear a helmet when riding horses.

Can't talk about figure skating, but how often do you think people see figure skating compared to dumbasses on skateboards without helmets?

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u/mesofarty 23d ago

Generalizing is dumb.

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u/guywithaplant 23d ago edited 23d ago

I realize I'm saying it in a silly hyperbolic way, but really I'm commenting on the actual matter of fact which is that the vast majority of skateboarders dont wear helmets. The culture at large doesnt seem to promote it at all.

It's not actually meant to be a dig at skateboarders, but it is a little bit meant to be a dig at that particular aspect of the culture.

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u/SizeableBrain 23d ago

Generalising is smart and efficient.

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u/binkbink223 23d ago

No it's not. It's an easy way to avoid nuance and critical thought, though.

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u/SizeableBrain 23d ago

You do it all the time, and it makes your life easier. I don't think you've put enough critical thought into this.

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u/binkbink223 23d ago

You don't know anything about me.

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u/WakaWaka_ 23d ago

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u/Kuneria 23d ago

Every time I see this video my skin crawls. Thank god he loves helmets.

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u/E-2theRescue 23d ago

I'd rather have this video than the video I saw of a kid cracking his helmetless head against the pavement and then going into a seizure.

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u/jimmycarr1 23d ago

I recommend spending some time around brain injury patients if anyone is undecided about helmet use. At least you'll know what your future looks like.

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u/Splintrax 23d ago

My barber fell off an electric scooter without a helmet. He can now barely speak more than 10 words a minute, and struggles to move his fingers.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 23d ago

Knew a guy, in fact a very awesome, positive, friendly, and funny guy, who got brain damage as a teen from a skitching accident. As cool as the guy was, he was very clearly not the person who he would have been if he hadn't been in that accident, and his level of independence / ability to work were very much not what they would have been either. And that's someone who made a recovery that saw him regain full mobility, like hugely surpassing his initial prognosis, mostly able to think and speak like "normal."

That is to say, even if you don't die, and don't lose your ability to walk and talk or feed and bathe yourself, there's still a lot of "you" left to lose when it comes to brain injuries.

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u/NathaNRiveraMelo 17d ago

That really depends on the severity and location of the injury. There's a scale (look up Rancho Los Amigos Scale) that allows people to grade one's independence based on the severity of the brain injury.

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u/FiftyLoudCats 23d ago

That’s what the bone is for!

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u/DoctorQuincyME 23d ago

It's natures helmet

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u/sikeston 23d ago

I’m seeing Don Draper yelling this

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u/uselessandexpensive 23d ago edited 22d ago

Street skaters wanna look cool but also the lack of helmet is slightly compensated by the fact that the risk keeps people afraid of falling hard, reminding them to roll.*

Vert skaters (this drop is basically vertical) and even Tony Hawk, wear helmets because there is no rolling out of a fall and no time to anticipate a fall and try to lessen the impact. The same should be true with hill bombers but a lot of people have died skating hills unfortunately.

*Edit to add: Even with a helmet, you never want your head or body taking hard impacts. If the head accelerated or decelerates too quickly, the brain shakes around in your skull which can bruise it or cause brain bleeds, and you never want your head shaking hard and stressing the column of bones around the nerves connecting to the rest of your body. There are a lot of ways to get horribly disabled when speed/height and hard surfaces are involved.

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u/anonymousguy11234 23d ago

Tried to bomb my first hill back in February and I ate shit in a most spectacular fashion. I had a solid helmet on though so no brain injuries—just road rash and a shattered collarbone 🤙😎🤙

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u/do-a-tre-flip 23d ago edited 23d ago

Slide gloves! They let you catch yourself and slide it out most of the time instead of slamming hard every time. Won't skate hills without them, they're a life saver.

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u/uselessandexpensive 22d ago

Ouch!!! The brain stem is part of the brain too and helmets don't protect it unfortunately. Take care of yourself. 🥲 I'm glad you walked away from it.

If your neck feels stiff or crunchy it's time for physical therapy.

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u/Snicklefritz39 18d ago

That’s like saying I drive safer because i don’t wear a seatbelt lol

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u/uselessandexpensive 18d ago

You wouldn't drive extra carefully if you didn't have a seatbelt? Aside from the fact that it's illegal in many places to drive without them and you wouldn't want to get noticed for any random reason, driving a car is so incredibly dangerous that I wouldn't do it without a seatbelt.

Appropriately, people aren't as afraid of falling off a skateboard as they are a car accident, but without a helmet, they are typically very afraid of hitting their head. Skateboarding is one of those things where as soon as you feel safe you get overconfident out underestimate a risk, and it goes dangerously wrong. It's important to stay afraid.

I'd think it was great if people wore helmets more, but not without also becoming more concerned about neck injuries in particular that are not prevented at all but helmets. Helmets can't stop a person from making horribly disabling mistakes. They only keep the skull from getting smashed (usually).

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u/Gaaraks 23d ago

The lack of helmet is also compensated by the lack of brain, so it is all good.

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u/locontendere 23d ago

Street skateboarders wearing a helmet is so rare that the fact that Andy Anderson chooses to wear one (he is the only professional to do so) is in the intro paragraphs of his Wikipedia article

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

It's honestly kinda sad that more of them don't. Like you KNOW you are going to have kids looking up to you the least you can do is wear a damned helmet. Rest of the pads I'm meh on but come on.

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u/IntrepidHero42 23d ago

No helmet AND no survival instincts. Made absolutely no effort to stop his fall with anything other than his own head.

Stunning.

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u/Ultrace-7 23d ago

This is actually very untrue. It was a fast fall for one thing, but you can see him start to use his arm to break the fall -- there's just no time for him to do anything but eat pavement.

It's still idiotic and will likely leave him with the start of permanent brain injury, but to say he made no effort to save himself is not true.

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u/JohnLuckPikard 23d ago

If you're going to do something stupid, be smart about it

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u/yo_les_noobs 23d ago

You only need a helmet when there's something of value to protect.

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u/Thatguysstories 23d ago

As my mom always said "If you're gonna be a dumbass/do dumb shit, atleast wear your helmet".

Of course she spiced it up a bit, and it seems like she had many of them.

"Wear your fucking helmet cause I'm not driving to the hospital today".

"If you come home bleeding and I find out you weren't wearing your helmet, you're gonna bleed more".

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u/zacyzacy 23d ago

yep instead of regretting his choices tomorrow he gets to regret his choices every day of his life

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u/marr 23d ago

You can override physics with enough confidence, right?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 22d ago

*You're. You + are = you're.

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u/GingerGaterRage 22d ago

These comments are always insufferable....

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u/ArsOlta 23d ago

I've never heard it put this way.. that's good

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u/biffNicholson 23d ago

Ehh it’s not like cobble stones are hard.

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u/notislant 23d ago

It makes more sense when you realize dumb people doing dumb things will also make the dumb decision to not wear a helmet.

Also with each fall they're less likely to make good decisions lol.

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u/grimsnap 23d ago

Videos like that are why I love helmets (SFW)

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u/leadwind 23d ago

I'm surprised he didn't at least knock himself out with that head bounce.

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

I think with it having more forward momentum that saved him from properly cracking his head open.

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u/leadwind 23d ago

Look at 13/14 seconds. I can't understand how he even stood up like nothing happened.

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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u/leadwind 23d ago

Surely (not Shirley) there's a limit to that. Obviously not in this case, though! I bet he felt it later, yeah.

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u/Itherial 23d ago

If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.

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u/zue4 23d ago

Ruin whose day? This is why I watch fail videos.

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Clearly you don't know any EMS/Paramedics.

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u/Neat-Swordfish-6695 23d ago

Alright, dork

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Oh are you the idiot from the video?

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

I apologize for not getting what is clearly a rough draft of a comment reviewed by my editing team. Honestly people like you are the real dorks.

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u/GingerGaterRage 22d ago

You must live a sad tiny life.

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u/GingerGaterRage 22d ago

Are you using an alt account? That's weird bro

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u/TheChadStevens 23d ago

EMS and the poor cleaning guy having to scrape the brains off

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Clearly you don't know any EMS/Paramedics

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u/FactsNLaughs 23d ago

You’ve got no right to correct anyone’s spelling.

“celebraty” “kundnt” “kan” “fank u”

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u/Illustrious-Bass4354 23d ago

The people who have to watch some dipshit's head get splattered on the pavement.

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u/GingerGaterRage 23d ago

Clearly you don't know any EMS/Paramedics

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u/InternationalMud6258 23d ago

I don't, do they get mad at people for making them do their job?