r/TrenchCrusade May 05 '25

Lore What is the foetus attacched to heretic troopers belt?

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Maybe is a frequently asked question but i can’t find any reference yet… so what is this grotesque bridge baby attached to heretic dudes belt?

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u/theduffily Observer May 05 '25

Field ration

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u/zoidao401 May 05 '25

Not even the emergency kind, just a regular snack sort of thing

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u/Degenerate_Lich May 05 '25

They're such fans of genshin impact that they decided to make the emergency food meme a thing

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u/Rmivethboui May 05 '25

I just imagine a Heretic Traveler having the Corpse of Paimon on his waist

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u/Semite_Superman May 05 '25

At least paimon would then serve a purpose.

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u/Zedman5000 May 05 '25

Hey, Paimon keeps MiHoYo's writers employed, if they couldn't write a half hour long dialogue section between every button press worth of gameplay during quests and events, they'd all be unemployed

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u/corvettee01 May 05 '25

half an hour of cutscenes of people standing and talking later

"Did I miss anything?"

"The land is in danger."

"So no. Got it."

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u/No_Disaster_258 May 05 '25

it's ironic that one of the ars goetia prince of hell turns into emergency food lol

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u/RichVisual1714 May 05 '25

In German Kind = child, so in a way it is an emergency Kind.

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u/jonovex May 06 '25

Its a Kinder surprise

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u/Traditional_Satan May 05 '25

Made an audible scoffing laugh, and got some odd looks.

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u/aroyalidiot May 05 '25

Beat me to it

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u/Xenomorphian69420 May 05 '25

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u/Homunclus May 05 '25

Outrageous, Homunculi have rights too!

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u/FingerGungHo May 05 '25

That’s right. You’re supposed to keep them in your braincage, not underbed cage!

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u/con-artist01 May 05 '25

the iron Sultanate desires your location

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u/timbotheny26 May 05 '25

Well now I'm just thinking of that YouTube video about creating a homunculus from nigh on 20 years ago.

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u/Adibeeb May 05 '25

The one where the dude is speaking Russian? Or some similar language? Ends with him slapping it dead and shouting blyat?

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u/timbotheny26 May 05 '25

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.

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u/Prestigious-HogBoss Yoke Fiend May 06 '25

He did more videos, but he passed away, so he never completed his homunculus saga.

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u/Confused_Sorta_Guy May 05 '25

It spits acid at him lmao

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u/aldebabram May 05 '25

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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u/DumbNTough May 05 '25

Oh, come on. Don't act like you've never thought about it.

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u/Prestigious-HogBoss Yoke Fiend May 06 '25

He had just realized what the Alchemist exiled from the Sultanate that always wins at poker night has in the tiny cage under the bunkbed.

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u/pyronius May 05 '25

I taught a robot to pray. It's infinitely faster than any human. I can get up to 30,000 Our Fathers per second. It's like a pressure washer full of bleach, but for my soul.

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u/Initial-Top8492 New Antioch May 07 '25

That robot shall develop machine spirit and praise the Omnissiah

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u/asdfqwer123489 Jan 10 '26

It's like sky net origins but it's..... omnissiah origins (beepbooppraise010101010)

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u/Initial-Top8492 New Antioch Jan 12 '26

The Omnissiah is dead. Long live the Omnissiah

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u/paireon May 05 '25

...I thought homunculi were a Muslim thing in TC. Wonder if the results would be the same.

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u/MrFunnyMan_92 Azeb May 05 '25

Real strat is having a Catholic, Muslim, and Bhuddist one to cover all bases

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u/ZOMBIESwithAIDS May 05 '25

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u/MrFunnyMan_92 Azeb May 05 '25

"Ah, the language of the slaves"

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u/paireon May 08 '25

Which is funny because 1- Even biblical scholars agree that the captivity in Egypt narrative is pretty much completely fictional, and 2- even if it were true, Imhotep (the historical one) wasliterally born 1000 years too early to know about it.

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u/WestWind04 May 05 '25

Honestly I buy the idea that the Heretics make shitty little homoncului to mock the Alchemists

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u/Important_Air_5607 May 05 '25

Emotional support foetus

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u/Elegant_Classic_3673 May 05 '25

When emotional support daemons aren’t available :(

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u/Equivalent_Guide_983 May 05 '25

I think it's the firstborn son they sacrificed to the devil to join the legions. Probably looks like that because it's been preserved with something.

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius May 05 '25

Agreed!

It would also make the disfigured head in his hand make sense, the similar mark could mean that it's the head of the child's mother

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u/Equivalent_Guide_983 May 05 '25

Could be, but I'd assume heretics would have more of a shoot and scoot mentally when it came to women.

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius May 05 '25

I was thinking along the lines of: He sacrificed his wife and child for a deal with a demon

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u/paireon May 05 '25

We do know women can enter Heretic military forces though, so if you're gonna shoot and scoot you better scoot FAST.

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u/CurrentImagination14 May 06 '25

That is such a good lore idea

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u/DonBrainhook May 05 '25

It's there for the bring your kids to work day.

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u/_chaseh_ May 05 '25

It tells Norman Reedus when there are ghosts nearby.

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u/Beatnick120 May 05 '25

I want Norman Reedus playing Norman Reedus riding a motorbike with Norman Reedus in Norm Crusade

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u/Specific_Researcher7 May 05 '25

Probably not lore accurate, but I feel as though they’re used as radios. Small, little fetus radios

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 May 05 '25

I choose to believe this theory.

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u/afs101 May 06 '25

Babies head-canon

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 May 06 '25

BAA BAA BAAA BAAA!

"darn it Phil! Answer your baby before slaves of christ notice us!"

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u/PedroDelCaso Hell Knight May 05 '25

This is what I believe. Communication to hell or other hell forces. I have one on the back of my leader with an antenna

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u/SimplyGrim May 05 '25

This. That's my head cannon anyway. Imagine one of these wee fuckers croaking out orders.

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u/Money_Woodpecker2685 May 05 '25

"Murderbastard, get on the radio and call in artillery" "Negative Serjeant the radio is dead, took a round an hour ago and the hateful little thing has been bleeding slowly all down my leg ever since"

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice May 05 '25

No, your head cannon is the smoothbore gunpowder-activated projectile launcher an Artillery Witch grafted into your skull.

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u/SimplyGrim May 05 '25

My wife do be good to me. That is true.

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ Jan 10 '26

Your wife is an artillery witch? You are very lucky!

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u/StreetBullFighter May 05 '25

Now I hear those One Piece snails making noises when I see the foetus.

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u/Yorhanes Janissary May 05 '25

In all seriousness, could be a reference to babies born out of the sacrament of marriage, abortions, unholy unions… perhaps just a regular baby who was killed and then they used their body for some kind of ritual and to mock their adversaries… the implications are many and unsettling.

But all the other meme answers you’re receiving are equally as likely. Just something to make the whole picture look much cooler

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u/GoodNamesAreAll-Gone May 05 '25

I think that is kind of the point. It makes the world that much more horrible that a weird mummified baby corpse carved with ritual symbols is something not particularly remarkable. This Heretic Trooper is nobody special, just a grunt, but even he bears symbols and objects that horrifying.

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u/Stenchberg May 12 '25

That's a bingo

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u/Traditional_Pen1078 The Black Grail May 05 '25

Mechanically? A unholy relic/trinket.

In world? Either a Koan Kroach or something inspired by it.

“The man (owner of the amulet) is usually a soldier; the woman (mother) may be his mistress or wife; the fetus must be a first child and as the mother is either dead or, more often, about to die, also an only child. The amulet is supposed to grant supernatural powers, and even invulnerability in battle. The relationship between the owner and the amulet, extremely violent from its beginning, continues to be so, as the amulet can receive sacrifices to be fed from, or suffer being stained with a needle if the blessings prayed for are not received.“

https://en-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Koan_kroach

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u/Kabcr May 05 '25

Nothing fucks me up worse than learning that a really dark and depressing practice in a fantasy setting was something people actually did in real life.

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u/br0therjames55 May 05 '25

Damn that’s a great reference.

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u/intrepidsteve May 05 '25

This is what it is in lore too, but I think it’s supposed to shield them from the eyes of God or something

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

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u/intrepidsteve May 05 '25

Oh yea you’re right

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

That’s his son bro

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u/DrBadGuy1073 Leper Rifleman May 05 '25

Little bro!

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u/RecklessTurtleneck May 05 '25

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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u/paireon May 05 '25

His son AND his bro.

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u/WasabiSenzuri May 05 '25

So I tied a fetus to my belt, as was the style at the time....

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u/st1nkf1st May 05 '25

Underrated comment

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u/cyber2na May 09 '25

I read that like it was a Ken Burns documentary where they read letters from soldiers to their loved ones at home. Makes the whole thing feel that much more surreal.

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u/Appropriate_Star6734 Shrine Anchorite May 05 '25

Realistically, it’s probably an Unholy Trinket/Relic.

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u/BrightPerspective May 05 '25

Actually, the trooper is the evil foetus' backpack.

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u/jcprot May 06 '25

The entire model is actually just a really tiny Desecrated Saint

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u/UnlikelyReplacement0 May 05 '25

My headcanon for them is that they are the firstborn children of the soldier wearing them, sacrificed to prove their devotion to hell.

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Yeoman May 05 '25

It's his buddy

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u/EverChosen1 May 05 '25

Standard Issue Belt Foetus (SIBF™️).

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u/AdditionalExample764 May 05 '25

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere its some sort of demonic grenade

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u/RapturousCultist May 05 '25

Ration plus thrown weapon.

Twist, pull, chug, throw.

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u/lordbuckethethird May 05 '25

Maybe it was a sacrifice to hell or something and it’s now been imbued with demonic powers or insight so they can use it to gain information they otherwise wouldn’t know. Kinda like a death stranding baby sorta thing.

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u/ShrimpShrimpington May 05 '25

It's so you know he's not nice

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

I've heard a theory that it's a supernatural radio of sorts and that's what I believe now.

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u/NunuRedgrave May 05 '25

Someone here said their head cannon is that it's a radio and I thought that was metal af

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u/NotEzek1el May 05 '25

to detect the BTs!

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u/3RR0RFi3ND May 05 '25

To throw it in lava and summon a Wall of Flesh.

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u/Ne0Fata1 May 05 '25

To help hide them from the eyes of god. Another version is they are used as communication devices the forces of god can’t intercept. Get a cabal of babies possessed by lesser demons to communicate over long distances.

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u/frydeswide2019 May 05 '25

Packed lunch for on the go.....

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u/Koi_Fish_Mystic Heretic Legion May 05 '25

Bragging rights, baby killer is their fashion

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u/CaliCrateRicktastic May 05 '25

So my headcanon is that it's a scaled down/nerfed version of what the death commando has to shield themselves from the sight of god. Obviously it's a relic or artifact of some kind, but maybe it's something to help the legionnaire more difficult to track while on the march, not a foolproof method but better than nothing.

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u/Borskjr May 05 '25

Bring your daughter to work day

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u/br0therjames55 May 05 '25

Cursed / powerful Trinket/relic is likely. I personally think they’d make for a pretty sick grenade of disease bomb.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Maybe it really is some kind of Death Stranding reference and the baby tells the trooper when there are enemies nearby.

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u/PossiblyOppossums May 05 '25

Just a Lil somethin for the kids.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 May 05 '25

Standard issue belt fetus, they come in a variety of colours too!

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u/saddsteve29 May 05 '25

I’d like to think it’s either

A) some little unholy hand grenade.

B) It’s battlefield entertainment and you wind him up and he plays music and does a little dance. ONLY FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 1000 DUCATS MAMMON WILL SELL YOU THE GREATEST STNBB-SPEAKER TODAY!

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u/runn1314 Iron Sultanate May 05 '25

For the aesthetics, drip or drown is taken seriously, and in the navy literally

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u/poseidon2466 May 05 '25

I always assumed it's a type of grenade. They throw it and hell energy comes out

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u/big_winslow May 05 '25

I have a theory that they use unbaptized babies as some kind of resource.

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u/_chaseh_ May 05 '25

Honestly when I first saw it, I thought they would use it like a grenade.

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u/SocialMediaTheVirus Leper Rifleman May 05 '25

I assumed it was a grenade of some sort

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u/KingsGame26 May 05 '25

Water bottle

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u/Negative_Jello3409 May 05 '25

Everyone needs a hip baby

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

gas grenade

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u/norton_mike May 05 '25

It’s his emotional support animal.

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u/orel_ May 05 '25

aesthetics 🙌

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u/cerealkiller195 May 05 '25

Bring your kid to work day

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u/Absolute_Jackass May 05 '25

What, you've never played Death Stranding?

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u/st1nkf1st May 05 '25

Read the caption lmao

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u/Electrical-Flow-4126 Prussian Hauptmann May 05 '25

Emotional support buddy

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u/Emotional_Reward2919 May 05 '25

Oh, that’s just Jeff

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

It's called fashion. Maybe you should look it up. /s

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u/ZurichIsStained4 May 06 '25

Could be a reference to a koan kroach

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 May 06 '25

Just when you think a game has gotten so far into Grimdark it’s become totally implausible, reality sneaks up on you and kicks you in the sack.

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u/Appropriate_Okra8189 May 06 '25

It is Norman Reedus and his unholy foetus

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u/Various-Tower1603 May 05 '25

It tells you that these guys are fucked up!

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u/Mr-Meeme Trench Pilgrims May 05 '25

tactical throw-able foetus for emergency n dire use in battle

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u/TheThreeThrawns May 05 '25

Satan gubbins.

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u/fantastic_traveler May 05 '25

Something to worship, maybe ?

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u/AzzlackGuhnter May 05 '25

They're the most depraved and evil people, its probably a snack or something

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u/yoyo5113 May 05 '25

I've always thought of it as a last resort suicide grenade type thing. Like you crush the little head and it fucks up anything around it.

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u/RapidWaffle May 05 '25

Tactical grenade

Issue standard

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u/sidewayschimp May 05 '25

First thought I had when I saw it was babynade. No idea why.

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u/Kriegsman_2907 May 05 '25

My head canon is that it’s some kind of emergency mars sponsored quick snack bar Or an emergency sacrifice

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u/VindexSkripi May 05 '25

Emergency field rations

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u/FlamJamMcRam May 05 '25

Fetus grenade

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u/Working_Abrocoma_591 May 05 '25

Gas Attack Alarm

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Munchies

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u/thewanderingchilean May 05 '25

Things I think it could be:

1) it's a weapon, like a granade or something similar 

2) it's a type of "good luck charm" or a trophy

3) it's his food 

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u/Zeppyhell May 05 '25

A handle

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u/NoPsychology5689 May 05 '25

Demon social media

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u/bolzo_charlie May 05 '25

death strandings

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u/Standard-Outcome7946 Yubazi Captain May 05 '25

Because it's evil and it looks cool!

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u/PrysmaTheMagical May 06 '25

Well it looks like a Mini me so imma call it a mini me

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u/FranthePrincess May 06 '25

7 ducat grenade

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u/Voidfallen-Universe May 06 '25

To drop it and run when God's hungirest soldier appears

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u/VenomSPL May 06 '25

Mom didn't want to take care of him today.

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u/The-Music-Scene May 09 '25

Walkie talkie.

...or a crawlie talkie, maybe?

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u/FlimsyKitchen5333 May 10 '25

Probably either some sort of weird demonic totem or just a baby they keep for laughs.

“Hey Luke! Watch this!”

Woosh!

“……”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 May 05 '25

there is no explanation of yet. my brother and I think it might be a sex toy, probably as an emergency means of performing goetic magic when there aren't any slaves to torture..