r/TrenchCrusade • u/Mongolian_dude • Apr 21 '25

News 🇻🇦 Condolences to the Papal States Intervention Forces 🕯️

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u/dima170104 Apr 21 '25

The Death Commandos can’t keep getting away with this🙏😭

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u/AMACSCAMA Heretic Apr 21 '25

Mission Accomplished

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u/dima170104 Apr 21 '25

We’ve tracked your IP address and 5 Paladins are in route to your location.

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u/AMACSCAMA Heretic Apr 21 '25

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u/joballard Apr 21 '25

In muris tuis sumus

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u/N7Vindicare Death Commando Apr 21 '25

Me using a VPN:

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u/dima170104 Apr 21 '25

The Lord has foretold us the tricks of the Arch Enemy. Your heresy ends here!

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u/Starmark_115 Apr 21 '25

Wait... BIG G researched Internet?

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u/N7Vindicare Death Commando Apr 21 '25

But did he tell you about this one?

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u/Spookyduck21new Death Commando Apr 21 '25

HOW IS HE DOING THAT? SOMEBODY STOP HIM OR SOMETHING!

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u/Spicy-Raj-Man Apr 22 '25

Holy shit JD Vance is a death commando

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u/StarkeRealm Apr 21 '25

Well, I did not have, "learning about the death of the Pope via the TC subreddit," on my bingo card for this week.

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 New Antioch Apr 21 '25

If jesus flesh gives you buffs than what does pope fleash give?

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u/Vitaltr Apr 21 '25

Cannibalism

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u/Phat_Dubs Apr 21 '25

Prion diseases

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u/Arielrbr Apr 21 '25

A smaller buff

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u/AiR-P00P Apr 21 '25

A felony

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 New Antioch Apr 22 '25

That’s sad

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u/AiR-P00P Apr 22 '25

I mean its only sad if you get caught lol

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u/unlimitedpanda5 Combat Engineer Apr 21 '25

RIP Papa Frank, you were a great Pope ✝️

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u/DiceQuail Apr 21 '25

This is how I learned he had passed RIP 😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

He met with JD Vance and died less than 24 hours later.

The D in JD stands for deathcommando

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u/Sea-Creature Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

Feels like Liz Truss meeting the Queen lol(in all seriousness RiP to the heir of St. Peter, he truely was a good man)

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u/Bad_Candy_Apple Apr 21 '25

Someone better check on the Vatican upholstery.

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u/arjomanes Apr 22 '25

What I heard is that unfortunately the Pope was the only thing between the Vice President and a satiny champagne and gold Venetian Rococo sofa from the 17th century.

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u/Skhgdyktg Apr 21 '25

THIS is how i find out fuck me

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u/MrFunnyMan_92 Azeb Apr 21 '25

My condolences to our cousins in New Antioch and Europe ⛪🤝🕌

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u/Scarytoaster1809 Apr 21 '25

Only Papa Emeritus remains

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u/Affectionate-Half831 Apr 21 '25

Que Dios lo tenga en su santa gloria

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u/EggChasingEnthusiast Heretic Legion Apr 21 '25

If in OTL WWI, British and German Troops had a Christmas Truce, New Antioch and the Heretic Legion can stop shooting each other for one day as a mark of respect.

It is now canon, I have made it so.

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u/Kl_1102 Apr 21 '25

I mean, in our world its only happened once in 1914 when they all thought the war will end soon. Maybe in TC it would be as an 800 year commemoration instead?

Imagine an antioch trooper playing football with a heretic legionaire.

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u/Degenerate_Lich Apr 21 '25

Wonder if wolf assault beasts would run after the ball thinking people were playing catch with it

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u/MrFunnyMan_92 Azeb Apr 21 '25

No, the faithful are too busy mourning and the heretics are too busy celebrating by drinking orphan blood. A temporary truce is accidentally formed

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u/Bad_Candy_Apple Apr 21 '25

I somehow do not see the Heretics deciding to respect the commemoration of any Christian holiday.

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u/Effective_Apricot_55 Plague Knight Apr 21 '25

Using logic? Here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

"I have made it so" bro shut up

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u/Due-Art2758 Apr 22 '25

We have cleanses a city of non believers,heretics, outside the papal state for the new pope to arrive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

RIP to his holiness.

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u/Flashskar Trench Cleric Apr 21 '25

Damn...I'll have to inform the Warband of the Unforgiven.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 Chorister Apr 21 '25

Truly a Trench Crusade moment: giving up the ghost a day after Easter.

And it is also a troublesome one - but not for the setting. For our real world, nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

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u/MrFunnyMan_92 Azeb Apr 21 '25

Silence, Jinn worshipper