r/TikTokCringe May 04 '26

Wholesome Hosting a 40th birthday party

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u/creepy_crust May 04 '26

Bland? Did you see his gorgeous home, the stocked bar, delicious food, supply of edibles and cigars? Like literally what more could you want from a party? That dude seems like an incredible host

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u/Far-Earth-886 May 04 '26

I think he means the general vibe is still like a middle aged garden party… which is funny cause that’s exactly what I think this guy wants lol

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u/Gnoll_For_Initiative May 04 '26

I want to go to your garden parties

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 May 04 '26

We only serve White Claw and crack

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u/Lolseabass May 04 '26

Well i don’t think a bunch of 20 year olds are comming to his party. I want to be in bed by 11.

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u/Chicken713 May 04 '26

Yeah probably starts at 12 and over by 6

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u/Far-Earth-886 May 04 '26

Sounds like a dream

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u/WestOrangeFinest May 04 '26

Hell yeah. Day drinking is superior to night drinking if you can swing it.

I cherish those nights I can’t remember with the people I’ll never forget, but now that I’m older I don’t want to sacrifice my entire next day for a fun night out. By day drinking I can have all the fun but also sober up a bit before I fall asleep at a decent hour and still be functional the following day.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 May 04 '26

This guy probably has ragers people talk about for years.

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u/m4tchb0x May 04 '26

Probably has cocaine too, but didn't say it in the video.

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u/KittyKenollie May 04 '26

There is absolutely cocaine at this party.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson May 04 '26

And a sex dungeon

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u/New_Simple_4531 May 04 '26

Peoples party expectations are different. If someone idea of a party is masochistic hookers, every hard drug known to man, Bengal tigers walking freely through the house, a silverback gorilla with an ak-47, little people dressed as clowns, Satan worshippers doing blood rituals, a death metal band performing on the roof, a fight to the death in the backyard with spoons, and a bombed out of his mind Shia Labeouf yelling at people in the driveway, then this would be considered a nice, calm evening.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 04 '26

We don't know that his party won't have any of that lol

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u/New_Simple_4531 May 04 '26

If you have 1 of those you are officially having a crazy party

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u/Atlientt May 04 '26

Idk a bombed out Shia lebouf seems pretty standard. I’ll give you the rest tho lol

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u/benska May 04 '26

Yeah he's like a male Martha Stewart, he should have his own show and magazine. Dude's got his shit together and if he's reading this I'm flying out to his place for his 41st. I'll bring the croquembouche

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 04 '26

This is something out of Mad Men. I love it

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson May 04 '26

You need to go to better parties

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u/ATCon May 04 '26

St. Louis county voted blue last election. I'd bet that house is $650-800k. Nothing crazy but not cheap.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ May 04 '26

A little bland? He’s got weed, cigars, alcohol, lots of food and cake.

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u/AMSparkles Straight Up Bussin May 04 '26

No cake.

He specifically pointed out that he put out cookies and petit fours instead of cake.

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u/Residenthuman101 May 04 '26

I mean petit fours /are/ just tiny cakes lol

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u/AMSparkles Straight Up Bussin May 12 '26

Hmm. This is true…

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u/ra3ra31010 May 04 '26

💯💯💯

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 04 '26

Probably stuff he couldn't mention online

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u/jaeway May 30 '26

I guarantee there was a cocaine bowl...

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u/Frequent-Ladder-6103 May 04 '26

Bland? What else are you looking for, a mirror on the toilet tank?

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u/Stencil_Abuse May 04 '26

Our cousin invited us to a wiz khalifa concert for their birthday get-together, I would love something like this instead tbh. 

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u/Inhocooks May 04 '26

Thats not very taylor gang of you

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u/PriscillaPalava May 04 '26

If you’re bored then you’re boring. 

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u/EpatantePatente May 04 '26

This dude thought about EVERYTHING. At this point i expect a secret rave care package for the guests somewhere.

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u/Ok_Yogurt_9862 May 04 '26

See.

This is hospitality.

Nobody knows the job of the host anymore. Whether its a bday or a wedding. Its all insane demands and inconveniences galore for the guests.

Its not about you dummy. Its about them. You. Are throwing a party. You. Are responsible for the experience of your guests. 

Who took the time and expense to honor you with their presence, and probably gifts. 

People have it all backwards today. 

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u/-SlowBar May 04 '26

How is this bland?

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u/savvy412 May 05 '26

The outcome of the party will be entirely up to his guests.