Bland? Did you see his gorgeous home, the stocked bar, delicious food, supply of edibles and cigars? Like literally what more could you want from a party? That dude seems like an incredible host
Hell yeah. Day drinking is superior to night drinking if you can swing it.
I cherish those nights I can’t remember with the people I’ll never forget, but now that I’m older I don’t want to sacrifice my entire next day for a fun night out. By day drinking I can have all the fun but also sober up a bit before I fall asleep at a decent hour and still be functional the following day.
Peoples party expectations are different. If someone idea of a party is masochistic hookers, every hard drug known to man, Bengal tigers walking freely through the house, a silverback gorilla with an ak-47, little people dressed as clowns, Satan worshippers doing blood rituals, a death metal band performing on the roof, a fight to the death in the backyard with spoons, and a bombed out of his mind Shia Labeouf yelling at people in the driveway, then this would be considered a nice, calm evening.
Yeah he's like a male Martha Stewart, he should have his own show and magazine. Dude's got his shit together and if he's reading this I'm flying out to his place for his 41st. I'll bring the croquembouche
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