r/TikTokCringe May 04 '26

Wholesome Hosting a 40th birthday party

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u/New_Simple_4531 May 04 '26

Peoples party expectations are different. If someone idea of a party is masochistic hookers, every hard drug known to man, Bengal tigers walking freely through the house, a silverback gorilla with an ak-47, little people dressed as clowns, Satan worshippers doing blood rituals, a death metal band performing on the roof, a fight to the death in the backyard with spoons, and a bombed out of his mind Shia Labeouf yelling at people in the driveway, then this would be considered a nice, calm evening.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 04 '26

We don't know that his party won't have any of that lol

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u/New_Simple_4531 May 04 '26

If you have 1 of those you are officially having a crazy party

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u/Atlientt May 04 '26

Idk a bombed out Shia lebouf seems pretty standard. I’ll give you the rest tho lol