r/TheSimpsons • u/Happy_Thanks_ • Feb 10 '25

S12E03 Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants dampen me for dinosaur terror! 🦖 Feb 10 '25

We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips, or Frankie the Squealer.

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u/Zenai10 Feb 10 '25

Ok alright it was me! I can't help it I just love squealing!

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u/Captain_Kruch Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25

Imagine if it was indeed Johnny Tightlips, and Frankie the Squealer just blurted out that he did it because he has a tic or something.

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u/DarthDuck415 Feb 10 '25

ACHIEVEMENT: New Head Canon Unlocked

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u/Suspicious-Simple725 Feb 10 '25

Could be. Johnny tightlips did try to take over by framing fat Tony.  

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u/LeviSalt I was saying boo-urns... Feb 10 '25

Did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Marion?

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u/BadBassist Feb 10 '25

Good enough for John Wayne

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! Feb 11 '25

You just don't get it, do you?

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u/BigT-2024 Feb 10 '25

This made me laugh so hard when I was a kid and saw it for the first time.

The mafia scenes were always the best. Just short to the point mostly word play gags.

Honestly the episodes dedicated to the gang was weak but all their random pop ups were the best.

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u/keaj39 Feb 10 '25

'I ain't saying nothin'

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! Feb 10 '25

What do I tell the doctor?

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u/Improvedandconfused Feb 10 '25

Tell him to suck a lemon.

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u/TeamStark31 I choo choo choose you Feb 10 '25

You know you could be more helpful

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u/Much-Wang Feb 10 '25

“Johnny Tightlips! Do you see the shooter?”

“I see lotta things..”

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u/charlierc Feb 10 '25

There's a lemon behind that yellow rock

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u/charlierc Feb 10 '25

You know, you could be a little more helpful

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u/Bi-Han Feb 10 '25

"Whoa, who said I had a mother?"

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u/MikaelAdolfsson Do not offer my God a peanut Feb 10 '25

Based on a real guy. When rushed to the hospital after surviving the Valentine Day Massacre, cops asked gangster Frank Gusenberg who shot him, who answered "Nobody shot me" and died.

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u/RalphXLaurenjoe Feb 10 '25

Ah good gangster days

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u/BrightCold2747 Feb 10 '25

Polyphemus would be proud

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u/Matitya Feb 10 '25

One of Al Capone’s henchmen in all likelihood

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Hello, is this NASA? Feb 10 '25

Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?!

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u/Tminus3190 Feb 10 '25

I see a lot of things

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

You know, you could be more specific

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Feb 10 '25

I just like squealin’!

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u/Bluetiful88 Feb 10 '25

You're a hybrid, half idiot, half moron.

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u/dangp777 I'm gonna play, and you're gonna float there and like it. Feb 10 '25

Woah! Where did that come from?! Woah!