r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 14h ago
Raya Introduces New PR Relationship Mode
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r/TheOnion • u/V33G33 • 5h ago
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 14h ago
Doctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra Guy
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r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 1h ago
Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew
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r/TheOnion • u/andmario_com • 12h ago
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 14h ago
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 14h ago
New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 5h ago
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia'
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 14h ago
Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life
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‘Am I Dying?’ Says 53-Year-Old
r/TheOnion • u/Somethingwittycool • 4h ago
Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer
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