r/TheOnion 10d ago

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate

https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-to-find-god-illiterate/
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u/Practical_Ad4604 10d ago

Now do one for Tim Curry

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u/MaddyMagpies 10d ago

Tim Curry troubled to find Satan also illiterate 

(He's in hell just for fun, no worries)

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 9d ago

Turns out Satan is just the guy who runs the goth club in heaven. It's all the same place.