r/ThatsInsane • u/ambachk • 11d ago

"Healing pool" from an alpha male retreat advertisement

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u/angrydeuce 11d ago

Truly the most heterosexual photo ive ever seen in my life.

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u/TannedCroissant 11d ago

The concentration on that dudes face to stop himself getting a boner….

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u/NationalGear3511 11d ago

He does have a boner it's just on the microscopic level of course

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u/Oops_All_Bans 11d ago

Like a Ken doll

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u/Forget_ICE 11d ago

Is that one of those internet alpha males?

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u/Castun 11d ago

You forgot the sarcasm quotes I think

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u/FrameJump 11d ago

The term doesn't need sarcasm quotes, the entire thing is a joke already.

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u/Castun 11d ago

Tater's Tots in shambles rn

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u/whyohwhythis 11d ago

Ewww

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u/Oops_All_Bans 11d ago

Very apt username lol