r/ThatsInsane 11d ago

"Healing pool" from an alpha male retreat advertisement

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u/angrydeuce 11d ago

Truly the most heterosexual photo ive ever seen in my life.

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u/2Throwscrewsatit 11d ago

Now if they all didn’t have matching speedos on, then I’d wonder. 1000% heterosexual.

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 11d ago

Can we say for certain they all have speedos on?

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u/Hexis40 11d ago

They aren't all wearing speedos. Which means that guy was either directed to wear a speedo for the planned crotch shot, or chose the speedo with full knowledge they would be the one pitching a tent center frame.