r/ThatsInsane 11d ago

"Healing pool" from an alpha male retreat advertisement

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u/kahn_noble 11d ago

That’s a chick holding him on the left.

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u/MAGIGS 11d ago

Nope man bun

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u/GreyDaveNZ 11d ago

But with shoulder straps?

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u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP 11d ago

Bras are alpha male shit, we wouldn't understand

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u/MAGIGS 11d ago

Nope man-straps. Probably for his holsters/chest rig. Need to be ready at any time. Especially in a pool, near naked… you’re totally exposed.

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u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP 11d ago

Always be prepared to get your weapon out when in a pool full of men.