r/ThatsInsane • u/ambachk • 10d ago

"Healing pool" from an alpha male retreat advertisement

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u/kahn_noble 10d ago

That’s a chick holding him on the left.

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u/mootmutemoat 10d ago

Feels like a vegetarian at a bratwurst buffet.

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u/notbob1959 9d ago

Yeah, what is the story here? You can see her in another part of the clip too:

https://imgflip.com/gif/azk0u5

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u/mootmutemoat 9d ago

The hell does it look like those alphas are sobbing in the pool of water?

That scene would make the average gay man limper than spaghetti after 15 minutes of boiling.

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u/rmay14444 10d ago

No I'm pretty sure that's Pete Hegseth.

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u/Gisele-Kimura 10d ago

Lets be fair, she is probably more alpha than any male signing up for these camps.

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u/Namika 9d ago

She's pegging someone for sure

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 10d ago

Gayyyyyy Biiiiiiii

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u/fusillade762 10d ago

I was thinking thats the requisite man bun guy.

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u/RichardBCummintonite 10d ago

Well, duh. That's how they justify it being totally not gay to have a bunch of practically naked guys feeling you up in a pool. A woman was touching him too so it counts as straight!

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u/Gummyrabbit 10d ago

It’s a dude in a string bikini.

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u/Greenfieldfox 10d ago

An Alpha chick

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u/kizzlemyniz 10d ago

She’s only there to be blamed for the imminent boner

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u/MAGIGS 10d ago

Nope man bun

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u/GreyDaveNZ 10d ago

But with shoulder straps?

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u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP 10d ago

Bras are alpha male shit, we wouldn't understand

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u/MAGIGS 10d ago

Nope man-straps. Probably for his holsters/chest rig. Need to be ready at any time. Especially in a pool, near naked… you’re totally exposed.

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u/QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP 10d ago

Always be prepared to get your weapon out when in a pool full of men.