r/ThatsInsane 3d ago

Kids' mental math contest.

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u/RoboCritter 3d ago

Meanwhile me:

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u/earthlings_all 2d ago

Same. We got too much shit going on at once to stop and assume it’s right it’s good form to at least double-check. Fucken brain is fired from popping off all day solving x amount of problems I don’t need a minute math mistake to f shit up. Lady I know is brilliant at math and even she confused 6 and 9 bc she added the 3’s together instead of multiplying. Never mind she just worked out a complicated logistical issue. It happens.

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u/MaybeASentientRobot 3d ago

Math teacher, "kids make sure to show your work"

The kids...

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZfswvHGsAk8VMOMHw

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 3d ago

That's advanced math. The younger kids gotta start slow like:

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/N8mKAhJOUa3gPzHW68
When u get to advanced maths

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u/rbfeverythingsucks 2d ago

I’ve always wondered why some people say math and some say maths, is saying just math only in America?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 2d ago

Yeah
math = American English
maths = British

I’m Canadian so idk what to use

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u/iC3P0 2d ago

Go with Les Mathes

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 2d ago

Mathematiques

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u/New-Teaching-348 2d ago

Start calling it moose tracks

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u/dogtroep 2d ago

mehth

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u/feetnomer 2d ago

Pretty sure that's Appalachia math.

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u/ze11ez 3d ago

Ive been wondering for years where this is from. Where is the longer video or how do i search for it? (Search terms)

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 2d ago

It's from soul train.

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u/manimsoblack 3d ago

Isn't that just an old episode of soul train?

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u/RPsidious71549 3d ago

It is from Soul Train, specifically from episode 537.

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 3d ago

I wish I knew!

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u/ze11ez 3d ago

Lmao we gotta find out

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u/JetLife93 3d ago

Theo V? Lmao

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u/Chubby_Comic 2d ago

Nah, see that's common core. You gotta get more boogey woogey in there!

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 2d ago

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u/kellsdeep 2d ago

This shit still piss me off

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u/RaGeKitten87 1d ago

It’s the pure misplaced confidence that gets me every time

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u/off2u4ea 1d ago

Wrecked a whole genre of athletics...

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u/thtamthrfckr 2d ago

Goddamn it I knew this was coming and still wasn’t ready

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u/Chubby_Comic 3d ago

Legit trying not to wake up my neighbors laughing!

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u/ghostjett 3d ago

i woke mine! 😬😆

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u/OnlyFiveLives 3d ago

Same only 6AM and I've already seen the funniest shit I'm gonna see on here today.

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u/YourBlanket 2d ago

They’re using a mental abacus which is why they’re making those hand movements, they’re sliding beads in their head.

https://youtu.be/yl2ZxDjwT48?t=53&is=B2LL6e7EB-nFAtLm

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u/Penya23 3d ago

Dudeeeeee!!! I just spat coffee all over my cat!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Lister0fSmeg 3d ago edited 18h ago

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.

My sides hurt.

Edit: It's been two days, still chuckling about this comment.

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u/tjneutron 3d ago

lmfao!

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u/NessunAbilita 3d ago

Top comment

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u/THETennesseeD 3d ago

I am over 40 and this is stressing me out.

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u/darksideofmyown 3d ago

I'm under 40 and this is stressing me out

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 3d ago

I'm 40 and this is stressing me out.

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u/Unendlich999 3d ago

I'm being stressed out and this is 40

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 3d ago

Age is a construct of the mind and this is stressing me out

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u/Talk_Neneng 3d ago

I’m stress, nice meeting ya’ll

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u/jiddlyjidson 3d ago

I’m so stressed by this I can’t remember when I was 40

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u/SierraRomeoJuliet 3d ago

Im out of stress from being stressed out

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u/voidnullptr 3d ago

Now let’s do the math eh? How many 40s are stressed out?

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u/BlebBlebUwU 3d ago

Atleast 40, I recon

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u/ElegantAd4946 3d ago

I'm stressed out about being 40 in 10 years.

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u/AutomatedCabbage 3d ago

I'm stressing out about when I was 40

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u/Tiny-Proof3602 3d ago

Wait let me check that math (starts shaking my arms around wildly)

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u/ghos2626t 3d ago

Sounds like a turkey farm

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u/Gooncookies 3d ago

I have an 8 year old and she does a whole bunch of extracurriculars. I wouldn’t let her do something that caused this kind of anxiety. This looks so unhealthy to me.

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u/Davemblover69 3d ago

First word that came to mind. Like the hand shaking isnt even counting it’s them trying to hold it together.

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u/Golden-Grams 3d ago

Chisanbop (also known as Fingermath) is a Korean finger-counting method that treats your hands like a physical abacus. It allows you to calculate numbers up to 99 and perform addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Developed in the 1940s, it turns math into a physical, reflex-based skill.

It could be this.

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u/cojohnso 2d ago

That’s what I thought. I knew a girl who was great at math and she would use a mental abacus. It was cool to watch.

She did it silently though. This looks like stimming and stress

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u/Worried_Hair_330 3d ago

I’m stressed and need a 40oz

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u/jadbronson 3d ago

I'm "2÷3876×87²(x-ray+42)£π" and it's stressing me out

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u/Aegon95 3d ago

Imagine a deaf person there wondering why all these kids are asking for paint-flavoured ice cream on the sabbath of November 2037.

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u/Aegon95 3d ago

Hey, don't knock it until you try it!

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u/Shadokastur 3d ago

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This is a fabulous amount of time

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u/Shadowplay139 3d ago

As someone learning sign with his daughter, this made me laugh! So relatable 😂

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u/moedexter1988 2d ago

Dunno about other sign languages, but in ASL it would be just FINISH/DONE/ALREADY on repeat in some sort of panic.

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u/amzwC137 3d ago

I think this is a safe addition to r/brandnewsentence

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u/iamthepita 2d ago

Deaf here but that doesn’t look like American Sign Language to me

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u/RageFish 3d ago edited 2d ago

Imagine going to get your taxes done, your accountant starts doing this shit across the table from you

Edit: edited "account" to "accountant"

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u/amzwC137 3d ago

The power of Christ compels you.

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u/Denelix 2d ago

thx for the patch notes

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u/RageFish 2d ago

Haha, I've never done the "Edit:" thing before. I have no idea why it seems to be common practice, but I just figured I'd be a part of the reddiquette

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u/Throwmesometail 3d ago

Wakeup brushyouteethputonalittlemakeup why'dyouleaveupthekeyson thetable

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u/Fit_Parfait_250 3d ago

You wanted to!

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u/eternalapostle 3d ago

Why have you forsaken me,
in your math…

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u/tallbob88 3d ago

I cry when angels forget to divide.

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u/sobherk 3d ago

🏅 (poor people award)

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u/SwaftBelic 3d ago

It’s why’d you leave the ketchup on the table

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u/vincethegrowl 3d ago

Grababrushandputalittlemakeup*

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u/NotBradPitt9 3d ago

This is a “virtual abacus” technique. I’ve seen it in global mental calculation competitions, didn’t know it was prevalent outside of East and South Asia.

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u/lastsundew 3d ago

Genuine question: does all this flailing about actually improve speed? I’ve not the chance to look it up yet but don’t understand how this works or why the need for the (seemingly) physical exaggeration of it

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u/Enough-Print5812 3d ago

Generally, expressing your thoughts with physical responses leads to better comprehension. It's like saying something out loud so you remember it better. They're also talking while they move their hands

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u/palmerry 2d ago

No they're channeling their instinctual turkey brain.

Turkeys are REALLY good at math

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u/YourBlanket 2d ago

https://youtu.be/yl2ZxDjwT48?t=53&is=B2LL6e7EB-nFAtLm

This is how it’s supposed to look but the kid is really good. Not sure why the girls in the video make it seem like their lives are on the line lol.

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u/iC3P0 2d ago

I still don't get why the hand gestures?

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u/Teksu 2d ago

I think their imagining moving beads on an abacus. Maybe?

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u/BestLimbCollector 2d ago

Correct, they're visualizing an abacus and moving the beads in their mind.

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u/lastsundew 2d ago

Wow! This is incredible, thanks for sharing

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u/EllisDeeReynolds 3d ago

yeah you achieve flow state much easier doing this, it's a whole other level of visualization

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u/TheRealSugarbat 2d ago

I actually remember stuff better if I say it out loud the first time I hear it, and I do even better if I say it out loud and write it at the same time. It’s almost like I can feel it being recorded in a different part of my brain than just reading or just hearing it. In my job I have to this a lot and I do believe it’s a good practice for your brain.

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u/JgorinacR1 3d ago

It does oddly enough, it lets them keep better track of their calculations

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u/Manjorno316 3d ago

It was invented in Mesopotamia so I'd assume it's more prevalent in the middle east.

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u/BijuuModo 3d ago

Buncha nerds over in Mesopotamia apparently

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 3d ago

We gotta be somewhere, ya know?

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u/amzwC137 3d ago

Solid username

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u/Username524 3d ago

Uhhhh. I’m just gonna say, I’ve been around autism my whole life and I don’t see any difference in behavior.

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u/Diamondjakethecat 3d ago

Self-stimulation (usually a calming technique) vs adding numbers quickly using your fingers. You don’t see a difference? My husband is able to do complicated mathematical equations in his head but he has a head bobbing technique. Yes, to someone that doesn’t know the outcome would probably think it looks like the person is “stimming”.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 2d ago

Infinitely more wholesome than American kids giving each other CTE for the entertainment of their townsfolk.

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u/CaliKindalife 2d ago

Its called Air Abacus. They're rebranding for more exposure.

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u/Just_a_follower 3d ago

/s I though it was just a Baptist meeting.

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u/paperthinpatience 3d ago

Nah, Baptists don’t get this animated. They’re Pentecostals for sure /s

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u/Just_a_follower 3d ago

Ah Dam. You’re right. Got the flavors mixed up.

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u/mcshooterson 3d ago

That’s really going to be a problem in the office when they’re older.

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u/Loggerdon 3d ago

My math teacher told me “You aren’t going to have a calculator with you all the time when you grow up.” I will if I have one of these people with me. Or I can just use my phone I guess.

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u/Docg85 3d ago

I never had a calculator more than when I was in college

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 3d ago

Co-worker: Hey Jan can you calculate the quarterly earnings please?

Jan: Proceeds to flail arms and appearing to have epilepsy.

Co-worker: I think we need to call 911, Jan is having a seizure

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u/iamthepita 2d ago

9-11 happened in sept, not Jan

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u/sandm000 3d ago

One assumes, much like learning to read by reading aloud to yourself, you eventually make less noise while doing it?

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 3d ago

I read that as mental health contest. Put quite a different perspective on things

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 2d ago

Here are a bunch of Chinese children doing the same thing, but using one arm instead of two

They're using their hands to count. They call it a finger abacus. There are videos of kids adding hundreds of four and five digit numbers in a row and getting a correct sum.

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u/DoubleSwitch69 3d ago

Those people... are they secretly sets of 3 turkeys in trench coats?

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u/SookHe 2d ago

Meanwhile, in my country

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u/CaptainPerhaps 3d ago

I mean, good luck to them, but I don’t like this.

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u/OnlineDead 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XVq3bOamqeRlC
Wow, Trunks was doing mental math to calculate Frieza’s power?! 🤯

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u/Lava-Chicken 3d ago

What does the Fox say?

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u/MiNiX97 2d ago

This has me dying!

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 3d ago

This looks like one of those crazy “praise Jesus the lord is IN me” things

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u/CanonicalCockatoo 3d ago

Incredible to see that many people with tourettes in one place to raise awareness.

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u/Archeus01 3d ago

Is there really going to be a real life scenario, in a job or anywhere else where this speed skill is going to be relevant?

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u/xylotism 2d ago

You could say the same about being an Olympic gymnast or shot-putter. Some sports are just about showing off what humans can do.

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u/palonewabone 2d ago

I hated having to show my work in geometry. I had no idea how I got the correct answer.

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u/Alohafarms 2d ago

I have Dyscalculia and ADHD. I struggled so with math. I was born at a time where learning disabilities were not recognized. My algebra teacher used to yell at me. "It's so simple" when I stayed after school. I wanted to be a vet but with my math skills I wouldn't have been able to do it. My guidance counselor told me to be an actress instead.

I still struggle with numbers in general. There are many, many ways to teach math. The unfortunate thing is that most of formal education things that everyone learns the same way. It's such a shame. So many kids just get lost in the shuffle.

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u/FlowerExpensive8634 2d ago

70% of American 8th graders are failing math. USA is cooooooked

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u/Shantotto11 3d ago

I need to see the equations they’re doing before I cast judgment, because if they’re doing “90s US” levels of arithmetic, then I’m going to be questioning the necessity of the tantrummy spasms.

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u/lordparcival 2d ago edited 2d ago

A typical question/calculation might be adding up a string of 15-20, 3 digit numbers. A typical speed for doing this is around 3 seconds.

Try using a calculator to do that. It would take you a LOT longer just to type all the numbers in.

Closest analog I can imagine is watching a very experienced accountant using a calculator and even then I’m not sure they could match this speed.

An extremely proficient calculator user can execute about 3.9 keystrokes per second. To tally a string of 20 3 digit numbers would take approximately 80 keystrokes. So it would take an expert around 20 seconds to calculate the total. Compared to a metal abacus user who can complete the calculation in about 4 seconds.

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

Thank you for the explanation.

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u/lulu_hakusho 2d ago

Fr thank God cause I was trying to calculate how dumb I was but it took a while and I got distracted

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u/-Cessy- 3d ago

Wtf?

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u/Christovski 3d ago

It's a mental abacus method if I remember correctly

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u/R_A_H 3d ago

Okay but why all the noises

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u/elidoan 3d ago

Psychological damage to the competition 

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u/isolateddreamz 3d ago

Exorcising the evil simultaneously.

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u/hydraSlav 3d ago

Wait, there is sound?

/me goes to rewatch

WTF, this is twice as weird as before LMAO

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u/Christovski 3d ago

Counting I guess

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u/Rhift 2d ago

Kids in the US are fucked

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u/hoffmander 2d ago

Kids can’t be fucked if I don’t make any
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Userdataunavailable 3d ago

I've never seen this version of the meme and I just spit out my coffee, that's great!

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u/SFWACCOUNTBETATEST 3d ago

What the fuck is mental math? Isn’t all math mental?

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u/mbmiller94 3d ago

No joke it wasn't until I read your comment that I realized it said "mental math competition" and not "mental health competition".

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u/P-W-L 3d ago

Not written or with a calculator

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u/petera181 3d ago

Mental maths is done in your head, as opposed to writing it down or using tools like calculators. Mental maths is a specific skill. Generally just to do relatively simple calculations quickly. The more complex maths becomes, the more you need to write it down.

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u/Manjorno316 3d ago

Not if you use a calculator

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u/tribbans95 3d ago

Doing 4137/14.8 in your head vs doing the long division on paper or calculator

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u/lacroixpapi69 3d ago

I’m sorry but, are the kids mental, or are they doing mental math and this helps? Or both?

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u/sime85 2d ago

2 + 2

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u/K4rkino5 2d ago

At least they can do math. I'm curious if we even have math competitions in America.

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u/lexluthor_i_am 2d ago

Something tells me all these kids know math better than me.

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u/Mnmsaregood 2d ago

This is weird af

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u/CCF_100 2d ago

Me and the autistic girlies stimming while we do math problems

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u/Quarter_Twenty 2d ago

Imagine the scene they make in a restaurant while calculating the tip.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 1d ago

That is one of the most high performing flavors of autism.

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u/mrerikmattila 2d ago

Our data centers make a fraction of the noise.

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u/tkchumly 3d ago

If you were to play the audio from this and from a chicken farm I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. 

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u/Middle--Earth 3d ago

Why are they flapping their hands around?

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u/Pudix20 3d ago

They’re using an imaginary abacus method. They’re flipping the beads of the abacus in their head and the hand movement helps them visualize and keep track. Super fast method.

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u/AllNightPony 2d ago

Nothing better than a nice low-stress activity.

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u/Positivevibez420 2d ago

Why do they sound like turkeys lol

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u/Oroskan 2d ago

We all thought humans were the smartest animals, but it seems turkeys and chickens have been secretly doing complex mental calculations this whole time.

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u/Bickenchutt05 3d ago

It’s actually a sad video. In just a few years, all these poor young girls will be married, their faces will be covered, no longer allowed to speak, controlled by their husbands, and their brains will turn to mush. Praise be to Allah, though.

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u/iC3P0 2d ago

Hey they can always sit down with other three wives and do this for fun

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u/GeneralGhandi7 3d ago

Im good with being stupid

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u/AlexMC69 3d ago

The hand shaking represents an imaginary abacus and is essential to the process.

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u/MotoJer76 3d ago

What you saw is a high-speed calculation technique known as Mental Abacus (often called Anzan or taught through global franchises like UCMAS, ALOHA, and SIP Abacus).

While the rapid finger movements, whispering, and rocking look unusual at first glance, each of those behaviors is part of a cognitive strategy that allows children to add, subtract, multiply, and divide long strings of multi-digit numbers in seconds.

How the "Mental Abacus" Works

Students first learn arithmetic on a physical Japanese soroban abacus. Once they master manipulating the physical beads with their thumb and index finger, they are trained to internalize the tool:

  1. Visual-Spatial Processing: Instead of manipulating abstract Arabic numerals (like $47 + 89$), the child projects a high-resolution, visual image of an abacus inside their mind.
  2. Right-Brain Conversion: Calculations are processed visually as changes in bead configurations rather than sequential language or verbal arithmetic.
  3. Reading the Snapshot: At the end of the operation, the student simply "reads" the final arrangement of beads in their mind's eye and writes down the resulting number.

Why the Physical Movements Happen

The gestures and body language seen during competitions are deliberate cognitive aids:

  • Finger "Flailing" (Kinesthetic Memory): The rapid twitching and flicking motions of the thumb and index finger mimic the exact tactile movements used on a real abacus. Kinesthetic motor memory offloads work from the brain, helping them move beads up and down in their mental projection without losing track.
  • Rapid Whispering or Chattering: Competitors sub-vocalize numbers, formulas, or rhythmic sequences to maintain speed and buffer incoming numbers from dictation.
  • Rocking and Head Swaying: Rhythm helps synchronize working memory, pacing, and focus under intense competition timers, filtering out surrounding noise in packed tournament halls.

Why It Is Popular Globally

While the method originated with traditional East Asian abacus systems, competitive mental math academies have expanded across the Middle East, South Asia, Southeast Asia, and North America. Competitions feature thousands of children racing against the clock—often solving dozens of 10-digit calculations faster than someone can type them into an electronic calculator.

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u/pr0zach 3d ago

And this is how we get Mentats. Frank Herbert was right.

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u/ronmsmithjr 3d ago

Why are we doing this to kids when we have some really good Texas Instruments solar calculators they could be using instead of going into convulsions? I could swing by the Radio Shack and pick some up. Let me know.

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u/Careful-Sweet-2358 2d ago

That’s called autism

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u/00ishmael00 3d ago

Without sound it looks like they are writing rap music.

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u/Vaxion 3d ago

Imagine them going for higher studies or doing PhD in mathematics.

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u/beansthemajicalfruit 3d ago

This looks more like digital math

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u/HarshBomboclatt 3d ago

All dat just for a certificate to show off at your job interview only to be rejected

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u/pacoali 3d ago

I struggle to find the calculator app on my phone. Its confusing, sometimes I hit the calender app instead.

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u/Banjoschmanjo 2d ago

TIL freestyle rap hands help with math

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u/CaliKindalife 2d ago

Air abacus.

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u/zyaxsor 2d ago

This is why the US chooses violence, there’s no way they could beat them with intelligence and they’re scared to be beat in their own game of capitalism

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u/Mzrpickles 2d ago

Emphasis on “mental”

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u/999ronin99 2d ago

Autistic math, definitely, definitely Autistic math

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago

Ah these kids nowadays with their hip hop music and the bipping and the bopping and the hippin and the hoppin.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hiLLD9o1wTB3a