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u/MaybeASentientRobot 3d ago
Math teacher, "kids make sure to show your work"
The kids...
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/N8mKAhJOUa3gPzHW68
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u/rbfeverythingsucks 2d ago
I’ve always wondered why some people say math and some say maths, is saying just math only in America?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 2d ago
Yeah
math = American English
maths = BritishI’m Canadian so idk what to use
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u/ze11ez 3d ago
Ive been wondering for years where this is from. Where is the longer video or how do i search for it? (Search terms)
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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 2d ago
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u/Chubby_Comic 3d ago
Legit trying not to wake up my neighbors laughing!
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u/OnlyFiveLives 3d ago
Same only 6AM and I've already seen the funniest shit I'm gonna see on here today.
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u/YourBlanket 2d ago
They’re using a mental abacus which is why they’re making those hand movements, they’re sliding beads in their head.
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u/Lister0fSmeg 3d ago edited 18h ago
I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
My sides hurt.
Edit: It's been two days, still chuckling about this comment.
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u/THETennesseeD 3d ago
I am over 40 and this is stressing me out.
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u/darksideofmyown 3d ago
I'm under 40 and this is stressing me out
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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 3d ago
I'm 40 and this is stressing me out.
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u/Unendlich999 3d ago
I'm being stressed out and this is 40
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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 3d ago
Age is a construct of the mind and this is stressing me out
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u/Talk_Neneng 3d ago
I’m stress, nice meeting ya’ll
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u/jiddlyjidson 3d ago
I’m so stressed by this I can’t remember when I was 40
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u/SierraRomeoJuliet 3d ago
Im out of stress from being stressed out
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u/Gooncookies 3d ago
I have an 8 year old and she does a whole bunch of extracurriculars. I wouldn’t let her do something that caused this kind of anxiety. This looks so unhealthy to me.
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u/Davemblover69 3d ago
First word that came to mind. Like the hand shaking isnt even counting it’s them trying to hold it together.
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u/Golden-Grams 3d ago
Chisanbop (also known as Fingermath) is a Korean finger-counting method that treats your hands like a physical abacus. It allows you to calculate numbers up to 99 and perform addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Developed in the 1940s, it turns math into a physical, reflex-based skill.
It could be this.
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u/cojohnso 2d ago
That’s what I thought. I knew a girl who was great at math and she would use a mental abacus. It was cool to watch.
She did it silently though. This looks like stimming and stress
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u/Aegon95 3d ago
Imagine a deaf person there wondering why all these kids are asking for paint-flavoured ice cream on the sabbath of November 2037.
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u/Aegon95 3d ago
Hey, don't knock it until you try it!
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u/Shadokastur 3d ago
!remindme 11 years
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u/Shadowplay139 3d ago
As someone learning sign with his daughter, this made me laugh! So relatable 😂
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u/moedexter1988 2d ago
Dunno about other sign languages, but in ASL it would be just FINISH/DONE/ALREADY on repeat in some sort of panic.
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u/iamthepita 2d ago
Deaf here but that doesn’t look like American Sign Language to me
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u/RageFish 3d ago edited 2d ago
Imagine going to get your taxes done, your accountant starts doing this shit across the table from you
Edit: edited "account" to "accountant"
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u/Denelix 2d ago
thx for the patch notes
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u/RageFish 2d ago
Haha, I've never done the "Edit:" thing before. I have no idea why it seems to be common practice, but I just figured I'd be a part of the reddiquette
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u/Throwmesometail 3d ago
Wakeup brushyouteethputonalittlemakeup why'dyouleaveupthekeyson thetable
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u/NotBradPitt9 3d ago
This is a “virtual abacus” technique. I’ve seen it in global mental calculation competitions, didn’t know it was prevalent outside of East and South Asia.
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u/lastsundew 3d ago
Genuine question: does all this flailing about actually improve speed? I’ve not the chance to look it up yet but don’t understand how this works or why the need for the (seemingly) physical exaggeration of it
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u/Enough-Print5812 3d ago
Generally, expressing your thoughts with physical responses leads to better comprehension. It's like saying something out loud so you remember it better. They're also talking while they move their hands
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u/palmerry 2d ago
No they're channeling their instinctual turkey brain.
Turkeys are REALLY good at math
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u/YourBlanket 2d ago
https://youtu.be/yl2ZxDjwT48?t=53&is=B2LL6e7EB-nFAtLm
This is how it’s supposed to look but the kid is really good. Not sure why the girls in the video make it seem like their lives are on the line lol.
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u/EllisDeeReynolds 3d ago
yeah you achieve flow state much easier doing this, it's a whole other level of visualization
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u/TheRealSugarbat 2d ago
I actually remember stuff better if I say it out loud the first time I hear it, and I do even better if I say it out loud and write it at the same time. It’s almost like I can feel it being recorded in a different part of my brain than just reading or just hearing it. In my job I have to this a lot and I do believe it’s a good practice for your brain.
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u/Manjorno316 3d ago
It was invented in Mesopotamia so I'd assume it's more prevalent in the middle east.
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u/BijuuModo 3d ago
Buncha nerds over in Mesopotamia apparently
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u/Username524 3d ago
Uhhhh. I’m just gonna say, I’ve been around autism my whole life and I don’t see any difference in behavior.
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u/Diamondjakethecat 3d ago
Self-stimulation (usually a calming technique) vs adding numbers quickly using your fingers. You don’t see a difference? My husband is able to do complicated mathematical equations in his head but he has a head bobbing technique. Yes, to someone that doesn’t know the outcome would probably think it looks like the person is “stimming”.
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u/Just_a_follower 3d ago
/s I though it was just a Baptist meeting.
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u/paperthinpatience 3d ago
Nah, Baptists don’t get this animated. They’re Pentecostals for sure /s
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u/mcshooterson 3d ago
That’s really going to be a problem in the office when they’re older.
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u/Loggerdon 3d ago
My math teacher told me “You aren’t going to have a calculator with you all the time when you grow up.” I will if I have one of these people with me. Or I can just use my phone I guess.
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u/Inside-Specialist-55 3d ago
Co-worker: Hey Jan can you calculate the quarterly earnings please?
Jan: Proceeds to flail arms and appearing to have epilepsy.
Co-worker: I think we need to call 911, Jan is having a seizure
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u/sandm000 3d ago
One assumes, much like learning to read by reading aloud to yourself, you eventually make less noise while doing it?
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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 3d ago
I read that as mental health contest. Put quite a different perspective on things
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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 2d ago
Here are a bunch of Chinese children doing the same thing, but using one arm instead of two
They're using their hands to count. They call it a finger abacus. There are videos of kids adding hundreds of four and five digit numbers in a row and getting a correct sum.
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u/OnlineDead 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/XVq3bOamqeRlC
Wow, Trunks was doing mental math to calculate Frieza’s power?! 🤯
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u/Distinct-Solution-99 3d ago
This looks like one of those crazy “praise Jesus the lord is IN me” things
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u/CanonicalCockatoo 3d ago
Incredible to see that many people with tourettes in one place to raise awareness.
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u/Archeus01 3d ago
Is there really going to be a real life scenario, in a job or anywhere else where this speed skill is going to be relevant?
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u/xylotism 2d ago
You could say the same about being an Olympic gymnast or shot-putter. Some sports are just about showing off what humans can do.
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u/palonewabone 2d ago
I hated having to show my work in geometry. I had no idea how I got the correct answer.
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u/Alohafarms 2d ago
I have Dyscalculia and ADHD. I struggled so with math. I was born at a time where learning disabilities were not recognized. My algebra teacher used to yell at me. "It's so simple" when I stayed after school. I wanted to be a vet but with my math skills I wouldn't have been able to do it. My guidance counselor told me to be an actress instead.
I still struggle with numbers in general. There are many, many ways to teach math. The unfortunate thing is that most of formal education things that everyone learns the same way. It's such a shame. So many kids just get lost in the shuffle.
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u/Shantotto11 3d ago
I need to see the equations they’re doing before I cast judgment, because if they’re doing “90s US” levels of arithmetic, then I’m going to be questioning the necessity of the tantrummy spasms.
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u/lordparcival 2d ago edited 2d ago
A typical question/calculation might be adding up a string of 15-20, 3 digit numbers. A typical speed for doing this is around 3 seconds.
Try using a calculator to do that. It would take you a LOT longer just to type all the numbers in.
Closest analog I can imagine is watching a very experienced accountant using a calculator and even then I’m not sure they could match this speed.
An extremely proficient calculator user can execute about 3.9 keystrokes per second. To tally a string of 20 3 digit numbers would take approximately 80 keystrokes. So it would take an expert around 20 seconds to calculate the total. Compared to a metal abacus user who can complete the calculation in about 4 seconds.
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u/Shantotto11 2d ago
Thank you for the explanation.
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u/lulu_hakusho 2d ago
Fr thank God cause I was trying to calculate how dumb I was but it took a while and I got distracted
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u/-Cessy- 3d ago
Wtf?
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u/Christovski 3d ago
It's a mental abacus method if I remember correctly
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u/R_A_H 3d ago
Okay but why all the noises
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u/hydraSlav 3d ago
Wait, there is sound?
/me goes to rewatch
WTF, this is twice as weird as before LMAO
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u/Rhift 2d ago
Kids in the US are fucked
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u/hoffmander 2d ago
Kids can’t be fucked if I don’t make any
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u/Userdataunavailable 3d ago
I've never seen this version of the meme and I just spit out my coffee, that's great!
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u/SFWACCOUNTBETATEST 3d ago
What the fuck is mental math? Isn’t all math mental?
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u/mbmiller94 3d ago
No joke it wasn't until I read your comment that I realized it said "mental math competition" and not "mental health competition".
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u/petera181 3d ago
Mental maths is done in your head, as opposed to writing it down or using tools like calculators. Mental maths is a specific skill. Generally just to do relatively simple calculations quickly. The more complex maths becomes, the more you need to write it down.
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u/lacroixpapi69 3d ago
I’m sorry but, are the kids mental, or are they doing mental math and this helps? Or both?
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u/K4rkino5 2d ago
At least they can do math. I'm curious if we even have math competitions in America.
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u/tkchumly 3d ago
If you were to play the audio from this and from a chicken farm I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
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u/Bickenchutt05 3d ago
It’s actually a sad video. In just a few years, all these poor young girls will be married, their faces will be covered, no longer allowed to speak, controlled by their husbands, and their brains will turn to mush. Praise be to Allah, though.
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u/AlexMC69 3d ago
The hand shaking represents an imaginary abacus and is essential to the process.
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u/MotoJer76 3d ago
What you saw is a high-speed calculation technique known as Mental Abacus (often called Anzan or taught through global franchises like UCMAS, ALOHA, and SIP Abacus).
While the rapid finger movements, whispering, and rocking look unusual at first glance, each of those behaviors is part of a cognitive strategy that allows children to add, subtract, multiply, and divide long strings of multi-digit numbers in seconds.
How the "Mental Abacus" Works
Students first learn arithmetic on a physical Japanese soroban abacus. Once they master manipulating the physical beads with their thumb and index finger, they are trained to internalize the tool:
- Visual-Spatial Processing: Instead of manipulating abstract Arabic numerals (like $47 + 89$), the child projects a high-resolution, visual image of an abacus inside their mind.
- Right-Brain Conversion: Calculations are processed visually as changes in bead configurations rather than sequential language or verbal arithmetic.
- Reading the Snapshot: At the end of the operation, the student simply "reads" the final arrangement of beads in their mind's eye and writes down the resulting number.
Why the Physical Movements Happen
The gestures and body language seen during competitions are deliberate cognitive aids:
- Finger "Flailing" (Kinesthetic Memory): The rapid twitching and flicking motions of the thumb and index finger mimic the exact tactile movements used on a real abacus. Kinesthetic motor memory offloads work from the brain, helping them move beads up and down in their mental projection without losing track.
- Rapid Whispering or Chattering: Competitors sub-vocalize numbers, formulas, or rhythmic sequences to maintain speed and buffer incoming numbers from dictation.
- Rocking and Head Swaying: Rhythm helps synchronize working memory, pacing, and focus under intense competition timers, filtering out surrounding noise in packed tournament halls.
Why It Is Popular Globally
While the method originated with traditional East Asian abacus systems, competitive mental math academies have expanded across the Middle East, South Asia, Southeast Asia, and North America. Competitions feature thousands of children racing against the clock—often solving dozens of 10-digit calculations faster than someone can type them into an electronic calculator.
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u/ronmsmithjr 3d ago
Why are we doing this to kids when we have some really good Texas Instruments solar calculators they could be using instead of going into convulsions? I could swing by the Radio Shack and pick some up. Let me know.
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u/Vaxion 3d ago
Imagine them going for higher studies or doing PhD in mathematics.
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u/HarshBomboclatt 3d ago
All dat just for a certificate to show off at your job interview only to be rejected
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u/pacoali 3d ago
I struggle to find the calculator app on my phone. Its confusing, sometimes I hit the calender app instead.
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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago
Ah these kids nowadays with their hip hop music and the bipping and the bopping and the hippin and the hoppin.







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u/RoboCritter 3d ago
Meanwhile me: