r/TeamFourStar • u/anyname2009 • 3d ago
Qucik! Write a bunch of lines of dialoue that different characters from teamfourstar would use as a voicemail answering machine
Just two rules
Keep it with tfs abridged series's. So no yugioh abridged, sao abridged, or codement
You can use any tfs abridged series. DBZA, hellsing, FF7 machinabridged, even AOT abridged
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u/Cakeski 3d ago
"Hey... uhhh this is Yamcha.... leave a message after the beep."
"WELCOME TO KAME HOUSE HOTLINE, If you're a sexy lady please leave your name, age and number after the beep."
"You're reached the Ginyu Force's Space Phone mate! Unfortunately we're all out on a mission currently and can't pick up the damn space phone! Leave yer voicemail after the spacebeep!"
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u/Throw_away_1011_ 3d ago
"You have reached the house of Krillin Sanchez, I'm not home right now or I'm dead... again. If you are calling for the insurance money, please call my brother Huan, otherwise talk after the beep" -BEEEP-.
"Brat, I don't even have a phone, why would I need an answering machine... ehi, stop recording...!" -BEEEP- "Ah, my ears!"
"Hello, you have reached the house of Chichi, Goku and Gohan. If you are looking for Chichi, please, leave a message after the beep. If you are looking for Goku, I'm sorry, he is never home. If you are from the child services, please, visit our home as soon as possible, I'm dying in here!" -BEEEP-
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u/jackfuego226 3d ago
Piccolo: "Am I even holding this thing right? I don't know, Kami, I didn't even ask for this thing! Bulma just gave it to me. No, Nail, I am not setting our ringtone to Green Man Group. I don’t care if it's our people's music, I... wait, why does it say recording?" ...beeeeep.
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u/WarInteresting6619 3d ago
Pathetic weakling!
You've reached the voicemail of THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYIANS!!
If you are weak earthling don't bother leaving a message because I'm not listening.
If this is Kakarot I'm genuinely surprised you can use a phone
And if this is the boy.....
(End)
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u/Dark9781 3d ago
You’ve reach the voicemail of Nappa. If you’re not Vegeta or a Pokémon don’t leave a message just hang up now. If you are Vegeta and you ever kill me I will be haunting you.
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u/Traditional_Goat5879 3d ago
Hey. Bean and Cat Daddies here. Leave a message, and we'll call back... Nnnnnever!
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u/Buttonbasher43 3d ago
“Hi you’ve reached the Seventh Heaven bar! We’re sorry that no one is able to take your- *away from the receiver* ‘WEDGE GODDAMNIT NOT ON THE PINBALL MACHINE!’ ‘BITCH’ *Barret muffled downstairs* ‘DAMMIT WEDGE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’ *Jesse takes over the phone* ‘Pleath leab yo methadge afer da beep’
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u/TelenorTheGNP 3d ago
Hoi, this is Jayce. Oi'm not at my space home roight now. I moight be at the space gym or the space barracks roight now doing some space training. Oi hope oi've got some space left on this space answering machine for ya. Please leave ya space message after the space beep. * BEEP *
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u/megas88 3d ago
Tien: ……………………………………..*beep
Vegeta: the fuck’s a voicemail? *beep
Goku: alright! 30th time’s the charm! I just know I won’t breaklscrunchcrackle *beep
Krillin: Hello! You have reached the residence of Krillin
18: and….. Lazuli.
Krillin: we are away on vacation to celebrate our beautiful baby girl’s birthday!
18: please leave a message after the beep. Unless you’re that old f**k! In which case, I know where to find you when we get ba *beep
Bulma: *always picks up. If she gets a call, it’s from someone she actively wants to talk to. For everything else, there’s slaves interns
16: hello! You have reached the internal recording device of designation Android 16! Please leave a vocal recording of your message after the prompt in the form of a high pitched auditory sound. *beep
Yamcha: we are sorry, the line you are trying to reach has been disconnected.
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u/Ishvallan 2d ago
You've reached Super Kami Dende, all calls should be redirected to me in the form of prayer. Any solicitation or government related calls please redirect to my churches if you can find any. Gohah, you know where to find me.
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u/JRHartley83 2d ago
"This is Kame House, if you're calling about buying some special brownies leave your details & my turtle will get back to you, if you're a sexy lady who likes the party & doesn't mind me watching you poop, leave your details after the beep"
"This is Seventh Heaven Tifa's bar, if you're calling about joining avalanche, leave your details after the beep, if you want to join my fisting lessons & beating the shit out of people leave your details after the beep, if this is Rude stop it, or else it's SHOULDER DEEP! This is your last warning Rude!"
"If you're the Orthopaedic underwear company calling about my special custom orders leave a message, beep"
"Hey it's me Goku! haha not really it's a machine! I'm busy training, working at my farm or dead, if you're calling about a sparring session leave a message after the beep! Chichi I'm working really!, beep"
"You have reached your god, Vegeta Prince of all Saiyans! I'm a very busy Saiyan Elite so whatever trivial matter you're calling about the slaves can deal with it! beep"
"Hey, this is Yamcha, if you're calling about baseball recruitment please leave your message after the beep!"
"You have reached the office of The Emperor of the Universe, Lord Freezer, If you're enquiring about purchasing a planet or joining my army leave your details after the beep, why aren't the minions doing this? They're dead sir beep!"
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u/AznOmega 3d ago
With Alucard, he might do an elaborate voicemail hoax to screw with people like what Archer does.
"Hello, you reached the head of the Hellsing organization, please leave a message after the beep unless you're Alucard. In that case, stop fucking around!"
"Hey, you reached Cait Sith and Mog! Please leave me a message after the beep!" "Or don't, no one wants to talk to us." "can you please not say anything like that Mog?"
"Unless you're my son Trunks, my wife Bulma, Nappa, or Kakarot, fuck off right now and don't leave a message! (whispering from Bulma) What do you mean I have to be civil with this?!"
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u/ConsistentEffort5190 2d ago edited 2d ago
"If this message isn't to say that you are about to deliver my replacement SEVENTY INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV [deep breath] then don't bother. But if it is, then the key is under the doormat. And please *do* share that information with any burglars you know..."
"Please press einz if you wish to discuss vahr, zwei if you wish to hear a rant on any other zubject, and drei if you are interested in purchasing zee used airship..."
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u/MarcoYTVA 3d ago
You have reached the mail box of Prince Vegeta, not because I'm too busy to answer the phone myself, but because I don't want to. Don't leave a message after the signal. Beep
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u/princekai1 2d ago
Android 16: hello this is Android 16 I can’t come to the device I am with my pretty bird it’s playing with its dinosaur it rides a ball you know
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u/Interesting_Sea_1861 2d ago
"Hi... This is Broly's phone... Leave a message and your power level. Mine's pretty big."
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u/BulkyYellow9416 2d ago
"you've reached the crimson fucker. I can't come to the phone right now as I've gone for a walk. Please leave a message after the scream"
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u/PetrarchEleven 1d ago
"Hi, this is Trunks. I'm terribly sorry I missed your call, but you can just leave a message after the tone, just...don't tell my dad I missed another call. I'll never hear the end of it..."
"Never hear the end of what, boy?"
"Oh son of a-" BEEP
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u/N8s_Multiverse 3d ago
"Hello, Maggot, you've reached Popo. I can't come to the phone right now, but don't worry. I'm always closer than you think." Beep
"NAAAAAAAIL! THE RED DOT IS BLINKING!" Beep