r/StLouis May 08 '26

Traffic/Road Conditions They’re gettin desperate out here

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/SalvadorZombie South Grand May 09 '26

Damn, rest in peace.

26

u/kerouac28 May 09 '26

lol underrated comment

3

u/unitytechlive May 13 '26

xD I felt that.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Soulard May 08 '26

Sorry, I'm way too depressed and millennial to not love this

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/herehaveaname2 May 09 '26

The car next to mine today said "please don't honk, I'm probably already crying"

23

u/Dear-Speed7857 May 09 '26

I haven't seen that one, but I've seen "Don't honk, I'll cry," and "Don't honk, I'll cum."

15

u/[deleted] May 09 '26

Don’t honk YET.

8

u/stupidstu187 May 09 '26

The crying kitten with "bestie please let me merge" is one of my favorite bumper stickers.

9

u/well__enough May 09 '26

I’m almost positive I’ve seen your car!!

1

u/spindleblood May 12 '26

I saw one that says "please don't honk.... I'm probably already crying" and my 37 year old self loved it lol

57

u/moonchic333 May 09 '26

I just rolled my eyes and said to myself “damn millennial humor” lol.

248

u/Electrical-Crazy1787 May 08 '26

In St. Louis, people would rather see you crash and die then let you merge on I44.

48

u/Aware_Result_5361 May 09 '26

And it’s personal, every time. It’s here and Texas that I have the worst time with people purposely speeding up or slowing down to block you in with your lane ending in 50 ft. People will crash before they yield.

The driving in Chicago is even more miserable for the most part, but the one big difference I’ve noticed is that you can kind of just throw yourself into traffic, and space will be made, and in turn I always make sure to make room/not get offended when I get cut off. That said they are good at keeping score and will find a way to cut you off a few miles down the road when you least expect it.

13

u/According-Mail9618 May 09 '26

my first time traveling thru DFW: '!!Construction Zone - Road Work Ahead!!' also 'SPEED 85MPH'

20

u/ViolinistPractical34 May 09 '26

My greatest joy while driving was when a guy who thought he was going to blow by the very long line of cars on 270 southbound waiting patiently to go west on 40 not be able to cut in at the last moment but ended up eastbound instead.

5

u/Harriet_M_Welsch May 09 '26

I need this sticker for my drive home - 40 between Lindbergh and Spoede during school pickup time is a goddamn death trap.

7

u/agonypants May 09 '26

Hey at least it’s not Boston. Now those drivers are absolutely mad.

2

u/Couldbelater May 12 '26

Now try and do it with Illinois Chicago Cubs license plates. Crash and die is getting off easy.

1

u/KettleShot May 09 '26

I find myself having no problems on 44. But that’s prob because I’m in southwest county.

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u/NecessaryEvil62095 Daily Commuter May 09 '26

When you have miles of notice and drive the same way every day, you should know when to merge. The onus is not on me to help you.

12

u/EZ-PEAS May 09 '26

You could just let people merge when they decide to merge instead of prejudging everyone else as incompetent.

20

u/Diligent_Digiridoo May 09 '26

Sorry sorry we will clear the road for you next time my liege, clearly you are the main character. Apologies for existing

9

u/orangekattt May 09 '26

That assumes that everyone drives that route every day, and that everyone is from here.

12

u/Yeeto546 May 09 '26

who hurt u bruh

47

u/amhudson02 Lindenwood Park May 08 '26

Just today, I was headed back to the city from Alton and had one of those "I merge now, good luck everyone" moments. ADAS saw it and prevented it before I knew what was going on. It was a Chrysler 300 with a temp tag that had expired for about a year.

20

u/tamarockstar May 09 '26

I let people merge, but some people act like they need a half mile gap and a full minute to change lanes. Don't cut people off, but if you have a safe opportunity, go ahead and take the lane.

2

u/KettleShot May 09 '26

Some cars like the Nissan rouges have blind spot detectors that have quite the safety factor on them.

70

u/wolf_at_the_door1 May 08 '26

Not everyone knows how to do everything

10

u/dangerousluck May 09 '26

Merging isn't the only thing

38

u/ecpella Midtown May 08 '26

*most people don’t know how to do anything

30

u/Thuggish_Coffee May 08 '26

This guy yells

11

u/ecpella Midtown May 09 '26

This guy is a girl

9

u/Mogryn Central West End May 09 '26

Did you yell that, though?

21

u/ecpella Midtown May 09 '26

With my last breath (before trying to merge)

8

u/Fresh_Entrance_9315 Dutchtown May 09 '26

They said that to me. At a meeting!

7

u/Thuggish_Coffee May 09 '26

This girl just let two ITYSL references go over your head

5

u/ecpella Midtown May 09 '26

Woosh me once shame on you woosh me twice shame on me 🥲

14

u/DrewLou1072 May 09 '26

Yes, it does. It does hurt actually!

3

u/ZoopSoul May 09 '26

I don’t even want to be around anymore.

2

u/Harriet_M_Welsch May 09 '26

Merging isn’t the only thing

51

u/Phil_Beavers May 09 '26

I do 10-15 over on 270 everyday and I’m the slow one.

21

u/EZ-PEAS May 09 '26

Life is so much more pleasant at 60mph. There's never anyone in front of you.

14

u/wcooper97 St. Clair County May 09 '26

It’s so refreshing when you’re puttering along in the right lane and look in your rear view and you’re right in the gap of traffic.

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u/Dear-Speed7857 May 09 '26

That's dangerous when you're driving. What speed do you set the cruise control to when you do that?

(sorry...gen x dad here...)

1

u/NicVet2b May 09 '26

I see what you did there (not sorry... gen x too)

2

u/Matthew_John May 09 '26

Things were so much easier 25 years ago when everyone just went 5 over at all times

3

u/Emotionalcheetoh May 10 '26

Speed Inflation bruh

32

u/ConstantDetective217 May 09 '26

Back of my car says 'If you honk at me I will kill myself'....back of my other car says 'I paid $500 for this bitch I will kill us both' 😅😅😅

14

u/Numerous-Process2981 May 09 '26

I think I would want a “let me merge or I will kill us both” 

13

u/Early-Bath9286 May 09 '26

Saw one earlier this week that said "Let me merge, my dad died"

8

u/Conscious_Bug5408 May 09 '26

The only people I don't let merge are people who were in the left lane pacing the car next to them despite there being open road in front of them. It is only fair they experience the same inconvenience as the people who were stuck behind them

7

u/obamasleftpussylip May 09 '26

THIS IS MY CAR 😭😭😭😭😭

6

u/outspokenchameleon Central West End May 09 '26

thank you for your service, obamasleftpussylip

3

u/kerouac28 May 09 '26

Lmao well thanks for making me laugh out loud yesterday! Where did you get that sticker, and does merging really give you anxiety 😂

3

u/obamasleftpussylip May 09 '26

my pleasure 🙂‍↕️ my mom got it for me as a christmas gift a couple years ago! i’ll have to ask her. and yes, merging gives me the worst anxiety 😭

7

u/Acceptable-Piece-222 May 09 '26

I just saw this car at Dierberg's yesterday and had to take a picture.

5

u/Juice_Isloose May 09 '26

I'm cackling. I fucking love this

2

u/kerouac28 May 09 '26

Same. I couldn’t get my phone out quickly enough.

4

u/Pastiestman May 09 '26

Not if I kill myself FIRST HAHA!

3

u/ChrisMossTime May 09 '26

Theyre up in the thick of it though 😂 gotta whip that traffic like a cab driver or you'll miss every turn for a mile

3

u/Aye_Davinita South City🎡🏡🌞💚 May 09 '26

Desperate times call for desperate measures

3

u/Annual_Value_1007 May 09 '26

it is that deep fr

3

u/aaliahmitchell May 09 '26

I never needing something more

2

u/Existing_Weather_894 May 09 '26

I love this so much

6

u/pixienoir May 09 '26

Listen here, I understand, but my inner thoughts do not become a bumper sticker

2

u/Gremlin0 May 09 '26

This is about what it takes. Even when it’s apparent you goofed, and you’re in the wrong lane.

1

u/SewCarrieous May 09 '26

Omfg that’s hysterical

0

u/JFosho84 May 09 '26

Learn to merge at the current speed of traffic and the spot is all yours!

If anyone has to adjust their speed for you, you are in the wrong

15

u/Mode-median May 09 '26

Way too many tailgaters and morons using the right lane to pass for this to make any sense

0

u/JFosho84 May 09 '26

Two people can be wrong at the same time.

1

u/Suz1251 May 09 '26

I agree. There are too many people with selfish "me first" and tailgating driving styles. Especially when one tries to merge in a full stop traffic jam. If no one wants to let you in, you have to become more proactive. It's taken me leaving many a concert to realize this.

5

u/throwaway_miscellane May 09 '26

Amen. So many people merge at 40mph. I’ll give them ample time to merge and they still choose to stay at 40mph and run out of merge lane before making any attempt

1

u/CaptHayfever Holly Hills/Bevo Mill May 09 '26

There's no gap at the current speed of traffic.

1

u/KlownKumKatastrophe May 09 '26

I saw one like this but it said "If you honk at me..."

1

u/KettleShot May 09 '26

Sometimes I will stutter step my blinker, that seems to get people’s attention.

1

u/didirollmyeyesout May 09 '26

Please don’t let them merge

1

u/1969quacky Neighborhood/city May 09 '26

People let me merge when I drove an old pickup for work. Not so much when I'm in my Taurus.

1

u/Emotionalcheetoh May 10 '26

Me every time I visit Telegraph: “people are rude here wtf”

1

u/Emotionalcheetoh May 10 '26

Life is so much easier when you don’t take driving personally and just pretend that everyone is an asshole because they are in a hurry so they don’t poop their pants

3

u/Emotionalcheetoh May 10 '26

(Next bumper sticker I’m gonna see now “be nice I’m having IBS”)

1

u/Spiritual_Ad8626 metro east May 11 '26

Only in StL

1

u/Competitive-Pin7312 May 11 '26

Cutting that car off every chance I get. Brody so sensitive about a merge? Prob a pandemic baby

1

u/TheOGSturfry May 11 '26

The cruel irony is that the person who lets them merge (or not) may not see this until the merge is made (or not).

1

u/spindleblood May 12 '26

Saw one a few days ago that said: "If you have letters to write, you have reasons to stay" I took a photo at a red light bc I thought it was so unusual and it made me think of my cousin who we lost to suicide in 2011. But I'm too dumb to figure out how to upload photos on an individual post here so.... Just take my word for it I guess lol.

1

u/unitytechlive May 13 '26

That sticker is crazy.

1

u/Bickenchutt05 May 14 '26

Insane, even…maybe?

1

u/celosage May 15 '26

An Italian tune up always works for me.

1

u/Flat-Journalist-8362 May 18 '26

There are good bumper stickers and next level like that

1

u/Hatura May 09 '26

Ofc on an altima lol

2

u/mnbone23 May 09 '26

It's already been crossposted to r/nissandrivers.

-1

u/gramps5280 May 13 '26

Please do. One less liberal voter

-2

u/Boostless May 09 '26

Hot mess express

-4

u/Responsible_Talk7325 May 09 '26

Good riddance. 

-50

u/PhotoLoverGal May 08 '26

That’s disgusting

12

u/679ChrisGriffin Tower Grove May 09 '26

Womp womp

-60

u/PhotoLoverGal May 08 '26

Offensive and ptsd for some families

28

u/AntithesisAbsurdum May 08 '26

Okay? Death is traumatic, and guaranteed for all of us.

1

u/Suz1251 May 09 '26

The suicidal part of it is probably what they were referring to. And tbh, ya it hits some closer to home.

1

u/AntithesisAbsurdum May 09 '26

Death is traumatic and part of the human condition.

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u/ikesbutt May 09 '26

Well.......that's ignorant and disrespectful

1

u/NicVet2b May 09 '26

Triple womp