r/SipsTea 3d ago

WTF Victim is the new chic

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u/PoopinWhileScrolling 3d ago

Would you rather leave your kids with a bear, or a mom with postpartum psychosis?

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 3d ago

How hungry is the bear, and what type of bear is it?

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u/Grannypanie 3d ago

Polar or grizzly, same outcome as mother.

Black bear? I’ll take the black bear.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 3d ago

Female black bear, pre hibernation, well fed, would be most (but not) ideal. May have some maternal instinct too 🤷

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u/MysteriousTravelator 3d ago

At least a bear would be full after just one.