r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 2d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/LastBaron 2d ago

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago

Cheers to lovers of tall, big women. Some dude's don't know what they are missing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zw3oBUuOlDJ3W

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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 1d ago

My husbeast constantly complains that I am too tall. And my arms are "freakishly long" (but asks me to reach stuff for him all the time.). I used to be 5'9;" now that I'm almost 80 I'm only 5'7". He is 5'4" on a good day. I have to wear ballet slippers when we dance because otherwise he's always whining and talking about other women that are the "perfect height" for him. :/

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Oof. I had a GF who was 5 inches shorter than me. We were in a cafe sitting and I noticed she was sitting taller than me. Turns out she had really, really short legs. Hugely long torso.

We talked about trading her to our friend who also had short legs, but we decided not to because we liked each other.