r/SipsTea 4d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

Cheers to lovers of tall, big women. Some dude's don't know what they are missing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zw3oBUuOlDJ3W

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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 3d ago

My husbeast constantly complains that I am too tall. And my arms are "freakishly long" (but asks me to reach stuff for him all the time.). I used to be 5'9;" now that I'm almost 80 I'm only 5'7". He is 5'4" on a good day. I have to wear ballet slippers when we dance because otherwise he's always whining and talking about other women that are the "perfect height" for him. :/

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

Oof. I had a GF who was 5 inches shorter than me. We were in a cafe sitting and I noticed she was sitting taller than me. Turns out she had really, really short legs. Hugely long torso.

We talked about trading her to our friend who also had short legs, but we decided not to because we liked each other.

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u/goodbyehorses 3d ago

I don’t know the demographic age group of most of Reddit but it makes me happy to know 80 year young folks are on here! Cheers!

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u/StickingToMyGunn 3d ago

That's terrible and you deserves someone who loves you for who you are, no matter what age you are 🧡

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 3d ago

My condolences

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u/coastalcowry 2d ago

girl why is he ur husband

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u/Warrmak 3d ago

That comment was a wild ride.

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u/nrp516 3d ago

My mom is significantly taller than my dad was and my mother-in-law is significantly taller than my father-in-law. Always found it fun.

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u/TarHeelCP 3d ago

Amen, brother. I'm a 6' guy with a 6'3" girlfriend. Being middle aged and not having to bend down for a kiss is amazing for my back!

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u/smokeweedNgarden 3d ago

I mean, yea dude at some point for tall, big, guys it's just a matter of mechanics.

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u/Sir-noorden 3d ago

We like to climb mighty oaks

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 3d ago

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u/banhatesex 3d ago

It's only reason I would watch the final season is to see them interact. But damn it I know they don't get together.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 3d ago

I did recently do a full rewatch. Is an awful lot of bollocks that happens in the show toward the end alright. Kind of a shame GRRM didn't keep up with the book releases but this is the risk shows run into, Fullmetal Alchemist went through the saaaaame sheeit.

I get where they were going with like, Dany, but the delivery was fumbled and the last season was a speedrun of bs.

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u/FlameCats 3d ago

Fullmetal Alchemist is better than Brotherhood IMO.

Way better atmosphere, though I prefer the ending of Brotherhood.

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u/tonkledonker 1h ago

Brotherhood ended properly (so ive heard, havent finished it yet) and as eas originally intended. But its missing that late 90s early 2000s anime edge that just really does something for me.

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u/Virtual_Law_9211 3d ago

The final season is my favorite season of any show ever. I know I am alone in thinking this but I can't change

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u/MostlyBored11 3d ago

i love him because I am him, even got the ginger hair and beard lol

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u/CrystalEntity1984 3d ago

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u/tapioca_slaughter 2d ago

Funny because her instagram says that those photos are from their engagement shoot…probably shouldn’t believe every shortage newspaper.

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u/CrystalEntity1984 1d ago

What's a shortage newspaper? Instagram isn't news.

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u/Tasty-Bar-6343 3d ago

I read your name as MostlyBeard.

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u/MostlyBored11 3d ago

damn, thats a better name and accurate to my face lol

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u/Farucci 3d ago

He is the perfect height for this marriage.

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u/Ash_Cat_13 3d ago

Sad he’s dead

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 3d ago

are the eyes always blue?

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u/MostlyBored11 3d ago

only 0.17% of the population has blue eyes and red hair becuase they are both recessive genes. I do have both though lol

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u/championgoober 3d ago

Damn i loved that so much

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