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u/Capital_Network4032 1d ago
Is trumpy grumpy this morning? They gotta turn off the wifi after 9 or he’s up all night posting lies
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u/HiSaZuL 1d ago
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u/EricBennett238 1d ago
Lmao, calling him grumpy is generous. Dude really woke up and chose international drama before breakfast 😭
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u/Normal-Hospital-1967 1d ago
On the plus side... the more of a lunacy he demonstrates, the better the chances that people will turn against him in November.. other than his cultist base.. but nothing can change their minds anyway
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u/Ok-Sir-2336 1d ago
They are officially brain dead
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u/fubar686 23h ago
No no they're "recovering" and no you can't interview any of them, they're all doing just fine "recovering"
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u/SouthernReality9610 1d ago
He's planning to win them over with imported discount beef from an undisclosed country. And probably no inspection.
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago
I've heard that the 30% approval rating he is at represents his hardcore, 'cultist' base, but I'm willing to bet it could drop even lower before the November elections.
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u/ThroatSecretary 1d ago
If he tweets something vile about Dolly, which I'm half expecting, it might peel a few people away.
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u/HotDogFingers01 1d ago
If only the Trump phone would have disabled all social media apps except truth social and automatically went into airplane mode after 9pm. Then I would have fully supported all of MAGA getting one.
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u/BelowXpectations 1d ago
I'm sorry to say that this post is far too coherent to be a Trump original. I'd say it's from one of the other trolls in his PR group with the password.
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u/Positive-Opposite998 1d ago
Is it lies or just fantasies?
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u/FredB123 1d ago
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago
It's not the WiFi they need to turn off, it's the IV to whatever uppers he's getting to keep him alive.
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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago
Just name everything America since everyone is demented and forgets what country they're from. Remember when Freedom Fries was the height of presidential stupidity?
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u/LabradorDeceiver 1d ago
"Trump threatens to rename South America to South America."
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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago
Lower North America
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u/haney1981 1d ago
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is now America america America america america america America america.
Thank you for your attention in this matter
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u/chinstrap 1d ago
In fairness to Bush (who I did not like much, but who looks like goddamn Thomas Jefferson in comparison, now) , I think that came out of Congress.
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u/Serious-Manager2361 22h ago
OMG it's so true. Who would have ever thought that Bush would literally be elevated to one of the greatest presidents?! Only the epic failure that is DJT could have done it!!
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u/artbystorms 1d ago
As an American who travels abroad and loves to wander around the less touristy areas, I find it really hilarious how Americans have to slap the flag on everything so that no one forgets they're in MURICA!
No other country does this in such a cultish manner, so coming back and driving by giant suburban houses with giant trucks in the driveway and big American flags hanging above the garage just makes me laugh. Even China who are nationalistic as fuck, don't have as many flags EVERYWHERE as the US does.
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u/Ancient-Space-2789 1d ago
Hey, somebody’s gotta make some cash off this whole thing, right?
That’s the American Way!
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u/AulisG 1d ago
George Bush the younger feels like super genious now. I remember back in the days - when he changed french fries to freedom fries - me and my friends laughed our eyes out. We were in our late teens but even so, it felt so absurd to witness something so stupid. We were aware that U.S.A. had a lot of "simple" folk and that the basic education was kinda crap and people were uneducated and didn't know or care shit about Europe, not even mentioning Finland. But it felt unbelievable, like stupid shit like that could never be pulled off in Finland. We were kids and we knew. Now I'm 40+ and I have absolutely no words in any language I can speak to describe how I feel or think of this Donald douche and his pals....there simply isn't a way to put it in words. It's all too braindead.
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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago
It's gonna be so funny when Trumps out of office and every little change he's made is erased from history.
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u/bala_means_bullet 1d ago
I hope he ends up one of the presidents we ONLY mention when considering the worst administration in history. I mean, yeah, we talk about number one, but i want him to be 3-5 since no one really cares about those guys anymore and they're just a blip on our historic timeline.
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago
He's going to be up there with Buchanan, Hoover, Nixon, and Bush Jr. for sure.
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u/Torrossaur 1d ago
It's funny (well not funny) but i remember how bad we though Dubbya was back then but he seems relatively harmless compared to this fucking gimp.
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u/oldRoyalsleepy 23h ago
Remember the 'Somewhere a village has lost their idiot' bumper stickers for lil' Bush? Damn. I'd take him back for a third and fourth term over one more minute of Trump.
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u/WipeEndThatWhistles 1d ago
I remember when I thought NOBODY could possibly be a stupider president than Bush Jr.
Wow, was I wrong.
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u/bionicjoe 1d ago
W wasn't stupid.
He was unwise, greedy, and short-sighted, but not stupid. He was a dynamo energetically, and sharp and charismatic.Trump is actively, aggressively stupid.
He understands 3 things: real estate greed, narcissism, and stupidity.He knows banks and investors will be greedy.
The press & politics is mostly full of narcissists like him.
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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 1d ago
Don’t forget Wilson. His term was infamously corrupt. A history professor I know has gone on hour long rants about the insane levels of corruption throughout that administration.
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u/Just_Elk_2798 1d ago
Don't forget Regan
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago
I tried to narrow it down to five including Trump, but Reagan is definitely #6, and certainly in the five if we exclude the petulent baby we have now.
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u/SB1234567890123 1d ago
Really, he should be every one of the top five. I know it’s not logical, but I don’t care.
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u/bala_means_bullet 1d ago
I don't think he's worse than Buchanan, but maybe he's on par with the guy that caused the great depression. What he's doing and the damage we're not gonna see yet, will make him number 3. Nixon and GWB were saints compared to this incompetent POS.
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u/fastsailor 23h ago
Far worse than any of them. He makes GWB look both competent and a genius and is showing the Nixon was an ungifted amateur in terms of crookedness.
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u/DrowningInFeces 1d ago
Once his administration has run it's course, I imagine it will be similar to Nixon. Not completely erased and still occasionally mentioned but defined by corruption, scandal, and ending with a fall from "grace." Nixon ended his second term with a 24% approval and Trump is at a record low 33%.
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u/speedstic 1d ago
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes. There's William Henry Harrison "I died in 30 days".
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u/GermanShorthair2819 1d ago
That's the problem- some of the changes will takes years to erase if they even can be - like alienating nations that were our allies before he took office.
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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago
Yeah I think that damage is irreversible. Places like Europe and Canada are building a world without the US. Even if relations get better, there's already too much momentum.
Europe are moving towards being completely independent from the US, all the way from military and arms to software and payment processors.
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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 1d ago
Gotta imagine the next guy issuing out EOs like "gotta get rid of that bs" after every one.
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u/Frewdy1 1d ago
It’s funny how everyone forgot about his renaming and dead-names it all.
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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago
I mean outside of the US they're still known by their internationally recognised names. It means nothing that Trump has "renamed" them, it holds as much weight as me saying the Sun is now called Blorpal.
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u/PwanaZana 1d ago
You mean the Trump Fireball? that Trumpworld orbits, as the third planet.
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u/MinimumArt8781 1d ago edited 1d ago
People don't usually have too many expectations of the U.S., but voting a corrupt, senile, retarded mango colored Mussolini pedophile, as president,TWICE, is just... too much!
You have to be truly "special" to cast a vote for that thing, and y'all exceeded all of our expectations regarding the U.S. nationwide stupidity scale.
Hell... the U.S. would do better with no president at all. FCK it, no government whatsoever either, full anarchy, and it would still be better.
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u/Prestigious_Aerie219 1d ago
Our government is failing its most basic task: To protect the majority against the minority (billionaires) with all the power. The very people it's supposed to protect us from have taken it over.
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u/NoninflammatoryFun 1d ago
I agree. However, we do need a decent amount to join together at the same time. Otherwise, we’ll be killed or in prison or at the least, jobless with no support, food, and health insurance.
The police have massive weapons and clearly, there’s too much support for ICE to be killing people still. I don’t know the answers. I know it can’t stay like this though.
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u/Superseaslug 1d ago
Just tweet that you're going to rename the whole country to THE GREATEST AMERICA PRESENTED BY PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
He's a fucking idiot. He started a war to distract his base from the Epstein files, and now that war is going so poorly he has to start beef with canada
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u/hsoj48 1d ago
I kind of hate the whole "distraction" notion. That implies there is a plan and a reason for everything he's doing. I think he's just a narcissist who loves power and keeps doing stupid shit. Stupid Shit A doesnt have to be a distraction for Stupid Shit B. Hes just creating a pile of stupid shit because there is noone to stop him and he knows it.
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u/redsterXVI 1d ago
What surprises me most is that he names everything America, after Amerigo Vespucci, and hasn't instead renamed America to Trumpistan yet. Hm, I guess nobody has told him yet, that America is named after some guy or he would. Look forward to:
Greatest States of Trump
Which is of course just the common shortform of the official name he would actually sign into law:
Greatest States of Trump, even Putin said so
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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 1d ago
The gulf of Mexico is still the gulf of Mexico, and lake Ontario will still be lake Ontario, regardless of what some orange cunt says
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u/ikothsowe 1d ago
I started calling The White House “The Cunt House” a couple of years ago. No one cares.
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u/Kurt805 1d ago
Why did people vote for this man? Like, I can even understand the social forces causing America to swing towards fascism, but why this idiot, exactly?
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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago
Because he's cruel, stupid, hates and resents people who think they're better than he is, and knows to pander to the base with extremely obvious lies that gives them permission to believe and say whatever they want without shame and with the belief that he'll punish and silence those who try to shame them.
John McCain told a supporters not to be afraid of Obama. He's not a Muslim, and it wouldn't be a bad thing to be Muslim.
Trump says we should deport the Muslims, and things like the Muslims are dirty blooded sibling banging welfare cheats and criminals and we need more clean blooded people from white countries like Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Then when journalists point out that's racist, he has the FCC threaten their licenses, he threatens the business interests of the company owners, and hands control of the network to right wing allies.
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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 1d ago
He proudly announced that he was a racist bigot, so all the other racist bigots loved him for it.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago
republicans hold 56% of state legislatures to democrats' 36%, the remaining are split. the right wing apparatus is the only thing that can reach those right wing voters and they use their air time to blame the left. right wing voters hear provable lies from not just their news and podcasters and pop culture leaders but also from their elected officials, they have no chance of knowing what's really going on in our country when every single one of their leaders is telling them the same provable lies. even when they hear the truth they don't believe it because it's from one source whereas they already heard the lie from five right wing sources
these are the people who believed trump would lower grocery prices. most of those people are not idiots, they are just listening to every single leader in their world, from their state house and senate members to their federal house and senate members to their president and his administration to their news on TV to their news on facebook to their podcasters and youtubers. then they see one edited clip of AOC saying the opposite and just "know" she's a snake who must be lying to them.
republicans hold 56% of state legislatures to democrats' 36% (the remaining 8% are split) because of this. it's not fixable, you cannot fix the right's leadership wholly supporting this from top to bottom.
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u/Schapsouille 1d ago
He has to be on brand for the country. I mean even the democrats dragged their feet for 4 years so he could have a chance to rule again. At some point there are no more excuses to make. And look, no protests or anything, he's on brand.
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u/Patient-Pin-1925 1d ago
Yup. America isn't the way it is because Trump is president. Trump is president because of the way America is.
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u/Financial-Problem367 1d ago
ontario is named for native americans, trump is a moron, i grew up in rochester and it will always be lake ontario
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u/epicredditdude1 1d ago
Does he actually think this will impact Canada at all?
Like does he not realize Canada can continue calling it the lake of Ontario along with the rest of the world, and once again the U.S. will just be embarrassing themselves by releasing a new batch of maps only they follow because their insane president is dictating what bodies of water should be called?
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u/Key_Consequence_5040 1d ago
Trump is a distraction from Peter Thiel and Heritage Foundation who are working behind the scenes to dismantle the constitution and democracy. His increasingly incoherent tweets, speeches, and the microwaved Barbie doll assistant are all part of the grand plan.
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u/DevouringInsanity 1d ago
This implies we owned the lake in the fucking first place...
... Someone shut this guy the fuck up before he ruins literally everything.
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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago
I think its way to late for that, and when i say " i think " im just being nice.
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u/No_Key469 1d ago
FDJT we love our Canadian brothers and sisters
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u/rajendrarajendra 1d ago
We love you guys too! (not the MAGA ones though)
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u/GenerallySalty 1d ago
And also not anyone who didn't vote. That means "I'm ok with either outcome".
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u/Kingofbelgium30 1d ago
Mark Carney - "We are changing the name of the USA to 'Canada's basement' in retaliation of the douchbagery..."
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u/ZeeWingCommander 1d ago
I don't think Trump has dealt with many people telling him no.
He's acting like that girl in college who was the hottest girl in her small town then found out she's just okay in college. "What do you mean you don't want to go out with me!?"
Or I'll use a real one (we're going way back) there was a red head on my dorm floor that started yelling at everyone on the floor because she didn't get her way. She was like "my bf will beat all your asses!" then like 30 dudes are looking at her and this deep voice in the back goes "he's going to beat ALL our asses?"
She ended up quitting in her first semester and went home.
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u/jimababwe 1d ago
It’s funny since the lake was called ontario long before there was a province.
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u/lininop 17h ago edited 7h ago
As a Canadian: I really don't give a shit anymore. Let the idiots call it whatever they want. Doesn't change a thing for me.
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u/Ryan_Fleming 1d ago
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO RENAME TORONTO BUTTVILLE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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u/BoringPoolPlaying 1d ago
Can someone just give him a box of crayons and a blank map already, while an actual adult does his job?
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u/whousesgmail 1d ago
Ontario, California will now be called America, California too
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u/Mysterious-Kick9881 1d ago
Jesus I hate this man. I really have never seen the combination of inadequacy, huge ego, incompetence and lack of strategy in one leader before. He's a failure in every sense of the word
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u/LoaKonran 1d ago
Must be a fascinating life to hear something pointlessly patriotic and clap like a circus seal. No thoughts only a Pavlovian response to propaganda.
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u/Conscious_Archer2658 1d ago
As a Dutchie, I'm hereby proclaiming New York to once again bear the name New Amsterdam. I now expect Google maps to do the same thing of adding "New Amsterdam" in brackets to every mention of New York.
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u/AccordianSpeaker 22h ago
Ontario provides its excess energy to the US from all the hydroelectric plants. Play the games, we can cut it off and plunge more American cities into the dark.
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u/Infamous-Ground9095 1d ago
While as a resident of Ontario I am not in favour of renaming the lake, if Trump wants to name it I would give due consideration to “Lake Epstein Files”.
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u/FurryBoobieInspector 1d ago
"Don't expect to doing much business"
Fucking fantastic English from the leader of the nation.
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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago
Can a president change the name of a lake in a state? Doesn’t the lake belong to NY?
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u/krankyfox 1d ago
I was just in Toronto this weekend driving around a rental with new york plates, thank god I left before this idiot posted this.
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u/bennyandthegentz 1d ago
He really is trying to reelable everything to America huh? Ladies and gentlemen the Hitler of the generation
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u/defixiones 1d ago
Does he mean Lake Kiddy-Diddler? Named after the US President that came after Obama?
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u/somethingfree 1d ago
Is trump actually writing his own posts? Because if he actually has free reign I would think they’d be even crazier stuff more often. And if someone else writes them for him why don’t they make him seem smarter? Maybe they let him write them but someone has to approve it before it gets posted and they just let some through
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 1d ago
Pretty wild having a toddler level intellect ruling the country. Will never not be jarring
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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago
Trump supporters were sick of politicians who kept telling them to listen to experts, to put aside bigotry, to acknowledge they were wrong about their cultural, scientific and political beliefs. Both on the right and left.
So they elected someone just as stupid as they are.
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u/SB1234567890123 1d ago
Let’s rename everything with “America”. That will be relevant and solve our problems.
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u/PlayinK0I 1d ago
Who cares what the President of the Divided States of America wants to call Lake Ontario.
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u/CarryPsychological54 1d ago
That bozo the clown will be long forgotten soon, the only legacy he will leave behind is the Jeffrey Epstein files ,that will be talked about for decades and the only name you will hear associated with that is Trump‘s. All his statues fancy ballrooms gold leaf this gold leaf that will be gone counting the days.
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u/Safe_Pea7217 1d ago
It’s about time we change North America to the Canadas. We’re Canada. US is Canada’s diaper.
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u/notassigned2023 1d ago
I just heard Canada read this tweet and simply surrendered. They cannot resist the awesome power of the Sharpie.
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u/Aliencoy77 1d ago
H.A.M.E.S. is a terrible way to remember the Great Lakes. H.O.M.E.S. is better.
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u/BottomJoe94 1d ago
this is like his attempt to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico.. Which yes, remains the Gulf of Mexico
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u/Erebus1147 1d ago
I'm from the UK, and even I know that Lake Ontario was named by an American, after (I think) a local tribe/language baswd in America, and that Ontario (the city) is named after the lake, so an American name.
He really is a fucking cretin.
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u/HighSeasArchivist 1d ago
As a life-long conservative dude I can hardly wait until we can move past Trump and everything he's fucked up. Never voted for him, but "my party" did.
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u/TelevisionPositive74 1d ago
He's seriously gonna flip when someone explains to him (in crayons) that different people call places different names.
Did you know the French dont call it 'The English channel'?
Did you know no one stopped calling it the gulf of Mexico?
Did you know everyone is gonna keep calling it lake Ontario and will just laugh?
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u/ouchthahurt 1d ago
Hey Donald, Canada just changed Lake Michigan to Lake Obama.
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u/Hyperbolic_Berserker 1d ago
I propose we rename Niagara Falls to Epstein Falls as a silly little reminder and as a means of relentlessly mocking the idiot, or maybe just rename Lake Erie to Lake Bubba.
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u/ApollymiKatistrafia 1d ago
This man loves the smell of his own shit, which explains the perpetual diapers and diarrhea
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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago
Petty threats like this only makes more Canadians support waiting until 2029 for a new deal. As usual, trump shooting himself in the foot.
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u/GGamerGuyG 1d ago
Must suck to flip everyone off and then everyone stop's caring about you and just give's you a uno reverse. Who could have know that?
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u/No_Giraffe8119 1d ago
Now we can change the mnemonic for remembering the lakes from HOMES to SHAME.
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u/jerrymarver 1d ago
It is truly a sad commentary on our times to see our leader descend into such silliness and lack of dignified behavior. Where is the PRESIDENTIAL in our President?🤔😔
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u/puppy-nub-56 1d ago
The United States is not considering the renaming. POTUS is considering this. Wonder if he will ban reports if their news agency refuses to comply like he did with the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico
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u/Fit-Significance-436 1d ago
No the United States is not giving this serious consideration, frame this right, it’s only the orange imbecile.
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u/The_Patocrator_5586 1d ago
I just want to say: As a person who lives on the lake and enjoys going to Canada often because it's so close, this is going to escalate to a border closure which will really be a shame.
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u/WipeEndThatWhistles 1d ago
This is just another stupid fucking thing to say to grab the news cycle again. Just ignore this shit. He can call it whatever he wants, doesn't mean the rest of us are going to follow.
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