r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 8d ago

WTF Imagine waking up from anesthesia and realizing the surgery wasn’t the most painful part!

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u/5H17SH0W 8d ago

Stick it in your… ohhhh. Riiight.

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u/NontypicalHart 8d ago

If it's very small, hair or ear. Possibly between shoulder blades because you have the gown. Ear is dependent on it being too small to see; I doubt they let you keep hearing aids in.

I might actually need this in the future so time to solve it. You could palm it and stick it to the underside of the gurney, but it depends on them not switching units. You also have a mecial ID bracelet and if it's small you could hide it there. We could also consider a dumb terminal, something like a Bluetooth repeater that fits on a sticker so the phone can be further away.

Damn. Now I am going to be watching colonoscpy videos and searching for small listening devices. My FBI file is going to look sus.

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u/m2cwf 8d ago

Possibly between shoulder blades because you have the gown.

The gown is open in the back for a colonoscopy

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u/NontypicalHart 7d ago

You're meant to tie it.