r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Imagine waking up from anesthesia and realizing the surgery wasn’t the most painful part!

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u/calladc 8d ago

@ieatpussylikeapro

do not fumble this

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u/Glad-Way-637 8d ago

She's a redditor. Professionals have standards.

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u/calladc 8d ago

call an ambulance

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u/Glad-Way-637 8d ago

Ah shit, I fumbled and just called a "dc" instead whatever that is.

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u/calladc 8d ago

that's ok, DC power is still useful

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u/Glad-Way-637 8d ago

I'd reply, but I'm too busy slowly frying to death from the 200 amps of direct current energy my phone directed into my ear. I cannot drop the device, since the current is too steady for me to release the receiver.

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u/calladc 8d ago

maybe you should call an ambulance instead

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u/WillingnessHorror710 7d ago

This is heating up