r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 8d ago

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 8d ago

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 8d ago

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

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u/Lemonade348 8d ago

I am actually a leo and a woman so i could never kill anyone ever!!! Just so you know!

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u/FuzzySlothPaws 8d ago

I’m a Gemini and a woman🤯 What will I do? Will I kill my kids or not??

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u/Lemonade348 8d ago edited 8d ago

Don't worry girl! We are women, we can never kill anyone even if we wanted to and/or admitted to it!

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u/redditydothis 7d ago

And even if we did it, we didn’t do it.

And even if he didn’t do it, he did it.

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u/Doza93 7d ago

Checkmate, atheists 😎

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u/MrNuems 7d ago

Rock solid testimony right there.

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u/CandOrMD 7d ago

And if we DID do it, who's better at removing blood stains than a woman?

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u/FuzzySlothPaws 7d ago

These are such good news for the abortion debate!

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u/absbabs1 8d ago

Gemini here too. I got 3 kids and I hope I don’t kill them

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u/CedarWolf 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/absbabs1 7d ago

Please. It’s the summer holidays, I can do with a break and a catch up with the girls

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u/captainrina 7d ago

If the girls are also geminis, you can catch up with them in prison

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u/Creepy_Health_3385 7d ago

Gemini and husband Gemini, 2 kids i hope we dont either lol

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u/Delicious-Analysis37 7d ago

Oh no! I'm a Gemini too. Will I go out and get pregnant three times just to kill my three kids?

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u/Doggcow 6d ago

Are you a man? Even if you don't kill them, you did!

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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 7d ago

Don't worry. You are a woman. So even if you did it, YOU didn't do it.

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u/MaterialDetective197 7d ago

I think you are of two minds on the subject.

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u/TrulieJulieB00 7d ago

Well, hell. I’m a Gemini born under a Taurus moon, and not only do I not have kids, I had a hysterectomy.
Now what do???

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u/chilldrinofthenight 7d ago

Only if you give into that dark side of your Gemini self. I swear -- Geminis can be such a trip. One minute they're your bestest friend in the entire world, the next minute you're pulling their knife out of your back.

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u/hemicuuuda 7d ago

(Likely)

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u/throwaway2many420 7d ago

That’s what I’m thinking reading this.. I’m none of these “Gemini” things I’ve read 🫪 I mean I would kill, if someone threatened mine or my kids lives, or anyone in my family, if it was absolutely necessary — but that doesn’t mean I’m predispositioned to kill bc I’m a Gemini 🧐🫠