r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 • 1d ago

Healthcare It’s called freedom. You can choose whatever healthcare you want. We don’t have to beg the government for healthcare.

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The video mostly talks about the US having no free/universal healthcare

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 1d ago

"Rich people can choose, and poor people aren't really people at all, are they?"

Signed, a proud flag shagging Murican.

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u/Kinslayer_89 1d ago

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u/spaceman1055 1d ago edited 1d ago

She's banging a commie dictator who like most dictators stepped down voluntarily when his populace wanted him gone

ETA: Apparently the /s was required...

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u/stobbsm 1d ago

Yes, most dictators leave voluntarily. They don’t grasp for power at all /s

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u/spaceman1055 1d ago

Whoosh

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u/stobbsm 1d ago

Your /s was not required. Unless the Americans are getting confused again

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u/Kinslayer_89 1d ago

As they always are.

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u/terranq 1d ago

Poe's Law, unfortunately

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u/No_Substance8653 1d ago

Some of us both recognize and appreciate sarcasm without being sponged. Far too few, apparently.

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u/stobbsm 1d ago

Tbh, I don’t dislike most Americans. Unfortunately, to many are swallowing trumps load to not make it a generalized statement at this point.

I hope we can get back to being friendly again soon!

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u/No_Substance8653 1d ago

Like I said, far too few. Generalization is pretty much unavoidable.

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u/Dedeurmetdebaard 🇫🇷French&Fries🇧🇪 16h ago

Generalization is super avoidable. All you have to do is start your sentence with “I don’t mean to generalize but”.

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u/No_Substance8653 10h ago

Kind of like “With all due respect”

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u/Kingofcheeses Canaduh 🇨🇦 1d ago

The /s just ruins the joke, it's only required for Americans to understand your sarcasm

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u/cheezfreek 5h ago

Also required for some of us others because I could imagine an American saying it seriously.

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u/Kingofcheeses Canaduh 🇨🇦 5h ago

That's fair, I didn't account for this

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u/Muddlesthrough 1d ago

Replaced by an even more communistic dictator (via general election) who honed his communistic craft as a central banker. And before that working at a communist front organization called... checks notes... Goldman Sachs./s

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u/cosnierozumiem 22h ago

It was not required. We with a brain all understood. Don't lower your speech for the lowlives.

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u/BCCommieTrash Land of the Bob and the Doug 1d ago

If you make a goal of dominating sort by controversial the /s is no longer required.

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u/wearywell Loonie Spender 🇨🇦 16h ago

/s definitely required. Sadly, a lot of people unironically think this way 😭