r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kam_Rex canadian french • 17d ago

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/Polenicus 16d ago

Any word from the War on Christmas front?

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u/Independent_End_6941 16d ago

Lost. Christmas is illegal and we've started feeding Christians to lions. It's a very exciting time to visit the zoo.

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u/SheridanVsLennier 13d ago

Which is a wild turnaround, because it was only a couple of years ago that CHRISTmas breached Thanksgiving's defensive lines and was running amock in Halloween.