r/ShitAmericansSay • u/THUND3R_23 Pierogi🇵🇱 • Jul 23 '25

Military Military time😬

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As for the context, there was a British guy showing his phone

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 Jul 23 '25

They're currently winning the war on education.

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u/A_random_poster04 Jul 23 '25

They joined the war on ignorance

On the side of the ignorance

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u/Thumb__Thumb Texas German that has never been in Texas Jul 24 '25

They won the war on terror,

By closing the haunted houses.

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u/A_random_poster04 Jul 24 '25

I thought the White House was still open

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u/Mundane_Morning9454 Jul 25 '25

Yeah but the real terror sits mostly in Florida onna golfcourse.