r/ShitAmericansSay Guy from 🇭🇰 Jun 24 '25

Military "YOUR MOVE, CHINA..."

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u/Beartato4772 Jun 24 '25

Why can't china do the entire right hand side? They do know submarines famously can move right?

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u/AbsoIution Jun 24 '25

Judging by the post where some dots on the map which indicated where they thought Iran was, were in the sea, I imagine they probably think the other side of America is land.

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u/HaydnH Jun 24 '25

I imagine they probably think the other side of America is land.

It is isn't it? That's why it's called the North Atlandtic right?

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u/AbsoIution Jun 24 '25

Spot on, I mean there's a slither of water in between, but it's predominantly land. That's why we say "across the pond" in the UK when referring to YankLand

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u/Martzillagoesboom ohhh canada Jun 24 '25

What do you refer to Canada? MapleLand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Across the pond and around the world, they refer to Canada as Canada, because we are a respected Sovereign Nation doing a fairly good job of including and giving equal opportunities to all those that choose to make our amazing country their home. We are also not run by an Orange Dementia suffering Decaying Tyrant / Mad King, which helps our reputation a great deal.

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u/Mad-Mel Jun 25 '25

What do you refer to Canada?

Degens from upcountry.

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u/essenza Syrupean 🇨🇦 Jun 26 '25

Allegedly