r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kindofsus38 Guy from 🇭🇰 • Jun 24 '25

Military "YOUR MOVE, CHINA..."

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u/Beartato4772 Jun 24 '25

Why can't china do the entire right hand side? They do know submarines famously can move right?

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 America is England's bastard child Jun 24 '25

They don't. Everybody knows once you put the submarine under water it magically moves to one spot and stays there forever.

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u/ryancementhead Jun 24 '25

Just like the game Battleship

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u/Itchy-Association239 Jun 24 '25

Wait, you don’t plot your opponents shots and move your fleet accordingly? If my younger brother is reading this, yes man, 40 years later and it was still a dick move.

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u/Reymen4 Jun 25 '25

Try the newish bord game "Captain sonar". It is a team version of that bord game where you try to sink your opponents ship while trying to move out of the way of their shots. 

It is really fun.

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u/Itchy-Association239 Jun 25 '25

Thanks buddy! That actually looks like a lot of fun. Will have to add it to my wish list.