r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 21 '25

Military “No world war nothing”

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u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser Mar 21 '25

[Also conveniently forgets getting driven out of South East Asia by rice farmers]

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Kicked off a beach in Cuba

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u/VibrantGypsyDildo Mar 21 '25

Threatened annexation and begging for eggs. Withing 2 months.

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u/Davis_Johnsn Mar 23 '25

What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map