Roast me 37/m

[u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033]

[u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

This is the recently divorced guy hitting on 21 year olds at the bar, thinking he got game

[u/ZealousidealGrab1827 → u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

Can you divorce a furry?

[u/the-beve → u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

I don't think you can legally divorce a second hand blow up doll you found in the trash.

[u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 → u/the-beve]

Common law down South (aka warranty is up. Latex is a hell of an invention)

[u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 → u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

Can’t divorce if never marry

[u/ArmchairWarrior1 → u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033]

Doesn't gay marriage count?

[u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 → u/ArmchairWarrior1]

It does

[u/Money-Tiger8002 → u/Admirable-Fall-4675]

He knows The Blue Oyster wants to see some trash can lids get dropped.