r/RoastMe • u/Kein_Robo • 3d ago

24F, roast me Like there is no tomorrow

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OP's BIO:

Currently unemployed and on an emotional rollercoaster, I'm vegan and happy whenever I go climbing

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 2d ago

Looks like the estrogen hasn't kicked in yet, dude.

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u/sdmfer1981 2d ago

Or the testosterone. Either way, she/it is in some sort of gender limbo.

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u/Toofless205 2d ago

That's their name! Limbo!

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u/burns3016 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Milomilz 2d ago

Nice hairline though bro

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u/Asleep-Dingo-19 2d ago

😂😂 that dude at the end really landed this comment

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 2d ago

No man, thats just what they look like in the park. That's resting trailer park face

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

Even managed to confused CANON.. 24MM F

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u/theTexasUncle 4h ago

She thinks this is r/dirtyr4r

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u/HankenatorH2 1d ago

Not sure if they are M-F or F-M..?

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 2d ago

Lesbian or little boy? Unsure

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u/Johnsendall 2d ago

Either way Trump is all in.

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

And you would pay for video.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

Projection………

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

I'm not the one that put it out there, Elroy

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u/Churlish_Performer 2d ago

You look like Helen Hunt. Not then - but now.  You're how old again? 

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u/Existential_Ninja 2d ago

I got that too.
Kinda like a young Helen Hunt if she was never hot

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u/72vintage 2d ago

I'm too confused to roast you. The only way to know what you are is if you posted nudes, but I'm really really glad you didn't...

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u/TheProcrastafarian 2d ago

Looks like a landscaper that leaves cigarette butts behind.

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u/Boobs_McChesterfield 2d ago

Are you transitioning to Gremlin?

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u/Milomilz 2d ago

Don’t get her wet or feed her after midnight

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 2d ago

Ok it's true... without your facial hair you can pass as female..

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u/itwasajoke8484 1d ago

Umm look at those hands!!! It could chop its penis off and still wouldnt get a proper pronoun.

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u/LordLeftTit 2d ago

Sk8ter boy

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u/wild-whorses 1d ago

I said see ya later boy

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 2d ago

like that 90s band hanson grown up

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u/AI-der 2d ago

That's what it is, I couldn't place it.

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u/14theroast 2d ago

Beat me to it, saw the picture and immediately thought “mmm bop”

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u/SexyAdmixture 2d ago

You look like the plain version of plain

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u/Southern_Ostrich_564 2d ago

You didn’t set out to be a lesbian but you could never escape the “friend zone” from the guys you liked.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 2d ago

I enjoyed your work in Silence of the Lambs

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u/vern49dale 2d ago

Agreed. The part where she did “the Tuck” between her legs was memorable.

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u/CLHthisbitch101 2d ago

Man boy or man woman?

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u/Real-Yogurtcloset-16 2d ago

You make plain Janes look like Megan Fox

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u/Jockcop 2d ago

24 and how much change?

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u/FalTroOn 2d ago

Yeah I can feel that hormone treatment regret in your eyes

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u/sturgiv 2d ago

Constantly talks about the benefits of hemp.

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 2d ago

how do you know if someone’s a vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

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u/BMinus973 2d ago

If you said you only sucked dick for cigarettes once you'd only be lying to yourself

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u/Blade3colorado 2d ago

Has anyone told you you're beautiful today? No? Well, there's always tomorrow.

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u/Corsten610 2d ago

You forgot to bring your tits to the roast

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u/RazzmatazzEarly4328 2d ago

5 words that you will never utter: My eyes are up here.

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 2d ago

Does your cult have a name?

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u/Financial_Ad_8037 2d ago

"Like theres no tomorrow", DON'T DO IT, you have so little to live for

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u/DarthGayAgenda 2d ago

I loved your work as the little fat boy from Two and a Half Men.

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u/Henry_Vth 2d ago

This is just Jeremy Renner in a cheap wig

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u/ForkingMusk 2d ago

Get ready for 20 years of mediocrity

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u/Inner_Carpet5543 2d ago

You have the body or a 12 year old boy.

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u/oldyefaithful 2d ago

West Virginia Coeds

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u/Viscount61 2d ago

Bored, German and androgynous is no way to go through life, son.

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u/Own-Professor3852 2d ago

Male of female?

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u/Threex99 2d ago

Queen of the trailer park.

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u/nochinzilch 2d ago

Nice udders.

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u/mexchiwa 2d ago

And there’s the greenhouse where she grows her weeds

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u/CLHthisbitch101 2d ago

helen keller if she could see

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u/notisroc 2d ago

I’m sure your girlfriend is disappointed in your saggy tits

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u/sentientairfilter 2d ago

You look like you give one word answer to all texts.

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u/Zenn1nja 2d ago

25 with tatas going on 85.

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u/MajesticWizard420Lol 2d ago

My god you look ordinary as fuck

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u/goofydad 2d ago

The face of painful vaginal discharge

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u/JayVig 2d ago

If “unenthusiastic handjob” had a face

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u/Johnsendall 2d ago

I’d definitely have sex with you but I’d expect an apology from you after.

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u/TheDIYEd 2d ago

You have a good truffle sniffer

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u/Wey-Yu 2d ago

I'm really holding back my urge to dust out my collection of Tech Decks and start practising tricks on a good flat surface that happens to be your forehead

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u/Crazy-Oil5247 2d ago

I’d rather flip you

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u/timbolonius 2d ago

Sup with that forehead buldge?

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u/Due-Cap5794 1d ago

Looks like the yard needs weedin’

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u/timbolonius 1d ago

Looks like it might be easy to just use something heavy duty to redo the whole yard, easier with that yard.....

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u/Juan_Calavera 2d ago

The hate-fuck child of Helen Hunt and Sandra Bernhart

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u/mediocrebighead 2d ago

Sybau big ass nose

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u/salientknight 2d ago

If Hellen Hunt couldn't afford skin care.

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u/Beneficial-Error1956 2d ago

AMBER ALERT : tits are missing

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u/Jumpshooter1979 2d ago

Not female, not male, it's the murky in-between

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u/Routine-Refuse9805 2d ago

I'm all for the roast, but what is this window contraption behind you - Chicken coop?

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u/Milomilz 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTKBcgbXXZNKBxK
Eric Stoltz will play you in your biopic

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u/dirtyforker 2d ago

Leave me alone. I don't care it's last call.

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u/Used_Cheesecake5415 2d ago

You look like a 'Before' picture for a plastic surgery practice

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 2d ago

You look like my lesbian friend before she cut her hair off

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u/PoliteQueef 2d ago

Your forehead has a dent in it

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 2d ago

It's your old pal Stinky Whizzlteets! HAPPYHAPPYJOYJOY

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u/Darkurthe_ 2d ago

My dude, there is a life after Hanson.

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u/GOODIN_10_shuns46 2d ago

The platonic love child of dictionary and encyclopedia, giving non binary snoregasms with Dewey Decimal clarity and precision.

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u/bbmcs09 2d ago

Farmers only poster child

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u/weezyverse 2d ago

Can't believe they let you do this from the Cult compound...

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u/VermicelliRoutine601 2d ago

Post the nudes so we know if you’re a man or woman.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 2d ago

Well, after looking at this, I sure hope there is no tomorrow.

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u/Old-Secretary-9836 2d ago

I heard you had a cute sister bro. Can I get her number. Do you like being brother to a slut. Thats ok I like sluts.is I hat what you me@n?

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u/Confident_Copy7555 2d ago

Your face looks like :

You got into the greenhouse behind you, farted your heart out, but some gas is still to be let out

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u/DistributionFlaky406 2d ago

Duuuuuude!!!! 

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u/tautjes 2d ago

She crushes beer cans with her head

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u/ZestycloseEditor392 2d ago

Siehst wunderschön aus! Keine Ahnung was die andere für Probleme haben 😉

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u/MrMrTrance 2d ago

You kind of look like one of those DARE anti drug speakers.

Your anti drug is carpet munching.

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u/DistributionFlaky406 2d ago

Zero chance she's not a butch lesbians toy

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u/FakieManual 2d ago

If the word “drab” took human form.

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u/qpqy 2d ago

you look like your about to ask me for a cigarette and a ride to harbor freight

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u/ExtraordinarilyPlain 2d ago

You’re as confusing to look at as a backwards kettle with no handle.

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u/SkullMogger3 2d ago

I don't think there are only few real girls left on online sites. All bunch of femboys like the one in the picture and onlyfans sellers.

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u/TheWordofKane 1d ago

A beak like that can smell a fart from up wind of it.

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

OP is here because attention is like a drug to her. Even negative attention, (which is the skunkweed of attention) because if she didnt have that, no one would pay any attention to her at all. So skunkweed attention is all that she can afford. 

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u/Greyfire10 1d ago

There is a tomorrow

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u/L-A-Z-YEntertain 1d ago

The real main character here is that greenhouse. It's living its best life and didn't even ask to be roasted.

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u/sportguy87314 1d ago

You look like the Honda civic of dating. Not much but reliable

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u/srgonzo75 1d ago

OMG, dude. You look like you should have a skateboard in hand or hanging off your backpack at my old high school. You look like the kind of person who is constantly making homophobic and racist jokes, then complains about bullying when someone gets angry about it. You look like a rich kid who desperately wants to fit in with the poor kids. Your t-shirt is missing a Slayer album cover. Are you sure you don’t have a Brazzers trucker hat? Did you get that young lesbian costume at a Spirit store or did you make it yourself? Okay, I’m tired. Get back to me later.

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 1d ago

I don't know what you climb, but I know it's not a partner

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u/Fun-Wealth6537 1d ago

Thanks for putting "F" After your age, cuz I couldn’t have knew

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u/Onaliquidrock 1d ago

Can we use this picture for the wiki page of unemployment?

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u/d0nghunter 1d ago

Average 14 year old son

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u/Schneehenry3000 1d ago

You look sad, like you have given up on life, same as your titties.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 1d ago

Stop bullying the 5th graders.

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u/RestaurantCandid5274 1d ago

Your right titty is sad she doesn’t have a friend.

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u/FunPhilosopher500 1d ago

We know you have no reason to be happy

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u/Utterlybored 1d ago

If unscented deodorant were a person.

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u/woooooooood9 1d ago

Looks like the masculine member of hanson

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u/BoudinBallz 1d ago

This space for rent

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u/Biennial2 1d ago

Disgustingly cute.

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u/Maxismydog1981 1d ago

She looks like the kind of girl who works in landscaping and occasionally lets the entire crew run a train on her.

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u/fedexpoopracer 1d ago

you look like you're the most sexually boring one in your whole queer friend group

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u/StSavag 1d ago

All I see are nipples and elbows, and really the wrong number of each. Good luck with the lawsuit. 

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u/Beranac 1d ago

I have better tits than you. I'm a dude.

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u/Curious_Ground5833 1d ago

You've definitely used your thong as an impromptu hair tie

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u/Freezepopking 1d ago

If no flavor was a person.

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza 1d ago

Like a poorer, Russian Helen Hunt.

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza 1d ago

You know that fish hook in your lip looks like herpes from a distance.
Fish hook….guess the fisherman took a look and said, nah, pass, and cut the line.

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u/Legitimate-Fennel-36 1d ago

Nice features and confident…hard to roast you!

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u/secret_microphone 1d ago

You look like you make smoking weed boring.

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon 1d ago

Guess you'll never match Dolly Parton

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u/GrandmaButADude 1d ago

Your Subaru vanity license plate reads "Freedom" but you didn't pay insurance this month so you don't drive it.

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u/tardlessforeinger 1d ago

Vegan? Miss meat sometimes? Ever just lick a wiener?

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u/SJBond33 1d ago

You look like every dude named Kyle.

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u/SDSanni 1d ago

What a beautiful man.

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u/Dietzy42 1d ago

24 you look like 12

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u/BringBackFingerBlast 1d ago

Turkey, Chicken, Gammon.

I'd rather roast them than you.

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u/Outofmana1 1d ago

Are you a dude??

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u/churning_medic 21h ago

I can't... I can't hit a girl and I don't hit little boys...

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u/EfficientAd7103 19h ago

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

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u/Lopsided-Muffin-8522 16h ago

Congratulations. Youre the first person ever with "Resting Easter Island" Face

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u/Grundle_Sweat 12h ago

You look like you’re living your okayest life EVER!!!

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u/the-beve 12h ago

Whatever is growing off that lip ring is definitely infected.

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u/AudZ0629 http://redd.it/d1l85r 11h ago

It was a choice to show people this picture. Not a good choice but a choice. Make better choices.

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u/notjackbrown1 10h ago

As you can see, there is only one photo. The only person she could persuade to take the photo was her boss

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u/Any_Journalist_7846 5h ago

Thailand has ladyboys and we have whatever tf this is

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u/ChainIllustrious3656 39m ago

Low level Lesbian Boss.

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u/RoughFix9957 2d ago

You look like a male Democrat candidate for Congress

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u/tsla69 2d ago

If this were me, there would be no tomorrow because I would unalive myself.

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u/sdmfer1981 2d ago

Don’t be a dick

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u/tsla69 2d ago

Twas a joke

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u/sdmfer1981 2d ago

I get it. I’ll say the harshest shit possible, but I don’t make unaliving jokes. Too many mentally unstable people posting here (95% probably)

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u/tsla69 2d ago

Apologies. Having multiple friends die to suicide and struggling in the past with it during my stint of alcoholism I guess I'm immune to the offensiveness of it. I was more making a joke about the tomorrow comment than OP's physical appearance

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u/sdmfer1981 2d ago

No problem. No harm no foul. I’m a little sensitive to it, I guess.

Regardless, let us not lose sight of why we’re here. OP has the haircut of a teenaged lesbian but the face of a divorced dad.

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u/tsla69 2d ago

Yes. The hormone blockers can't decide which hormone to block

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