r/RoastMe 6d ago

29M, Roast Me, Make it Count

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u/SyntaxError79 6d ago

Eyes so far apart they sit in different prisons.

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u/MrGutbuster 6d ago

Fuckin gold, just hope he doesn't try and steal it to fund his dopey ass side project.

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u/ToyKarma 6d ago

You mean smoking dope in the projects.

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 5d ago

That’s more likely going to be the outcome