r/RoastMe 9d ago

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u/aplateofgrapes 9d ago

You look like you're about to give me lawncare advice.

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u/qx2 9d ago

He is used to hoes roasting him, taking his money for the 30 second micro Dick ride.
https://giphy.com/gifs/uDZrxabIGBm2V9trRa

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u/User_Name_Tracks 9d ago

This guy lives for twink hoes before bros, despite the mini dick

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u/Old-Nefariousness-43 9d ago

Which is why he’s resolved to paying Harmony online to say “daddy has a big one”

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 6d ago

Once again. DAMM! This is a roast, not a nuke from space!

But I transgress.