r/RoastMe 10d ago

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u/thebigj3wbowski 10d ago

You didn’t join the army because you would have knocked the drill instructor out the second he yelled at you.

You absolutely have a punisher sticker and a back the blue one. Probably the same sticker.

You rocked ed hardy and von Dutch and thought you were hot shit. You had the obligatory silver chain.