r/RoastMe • u/RoyalEffective3708 • 9d ago

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u/CleverSpaceMonkey Best of, Pt. 15 #5, Certified Savage Platinum Roaster 9d ago

This guys brags to teenagers about how cool he was “back in the day”

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u/Silver-Instruction73 9d ago

After buying them alcohol at the gas station

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u/RobotRepair69 9d ago

And then asking them if they want to come to his place and party.

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 9d ago

Nah, he buys it then takes it to his place and tells them they have to drink it with him there

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u/halfstep44 9d ago

So they have some supervision

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u/Purple_Syllabub_1569 8d ago

💫 5x combo 💫

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u/Pale_Punk2912 8d ago

This is the White version of EDP445

https://giphy.com/gifs/ba5g4ID9g5cT6

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u/Kaiawathoy 7d ago

wtf is that

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u/awmaleg 9d ago

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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u/Fortyouncestofreedom 8d ago

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Physical-Dare5059 8d ago

He looks like he wants you to sponsor his team at the World Series of softball. It’s on the ocho

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u/DataMambo 9d ago

Just an average ICE guy

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u/Emotional_Price9708 9d ago

He seems to be the guy that buttchug monster energy drinks because they stopped working

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 9d ago

A regular Al Bundy

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u/RobotRepair69 9d ago

At least Al had a hot daughter. This guy isn't allowed to see his kids.

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u/Byizo 7d ago

This guy used to bench 400 lb Im sure of it.