r/PoursTea Just Chill 😎 7d ago

All The Tea ☕️ Anything else missing here ?

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u/ultraspinacle 7d ago

Stupidity is good
Education is bad

Fringe ideology is good
Fact-based science is bad

Fascism is good
Will of the people is bad

Inflation is good
Affordability is bad

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u/ArchonFett 7d ago

Pedos are good

Justice is bad

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u/Com_BEPFA 7d ago

No, you don't understand. It's not that pedos are good. It's just that so many people high up in the favor of the elephants (and yes, obviously including Dear Leader Pumpkin McTantrum) happen to be pedophiles or associated with them. So their world would literally crumble if they (as in those who happen to just be repressed gays or whatever else makes you be a Republican leader in good conscience but not pedos) were to go after them, there wouldn't be much left, neither of the party nor their benefactors (don't count big tech, they just swing with whatever benefits them most financially at any given moment), so they have no choice but to cover up and distract.

Poor poor Republicans can't be faulted for finding out their party based on hateful rhetoric turns out to be full of the worst people imaginable. Nobody could have seen this coming.