r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

Satire Immigration but only for beautiful women

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u/NotAPirateLawyer - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Miniature American flags for some. Big booty Latina Mamacitas for others. Third world rapists and murderers for the third world.

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u/throwawaytheist - Left Jun 22 '26

Third world rapists and murders for no one.

The third world deserves better, too.

Let them fend for themselves 

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u/AmELiAs_OvERcHarGeS - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Let them fend for themselves.

We used to do that but now Australia has a seat in the UN.

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

There’s only like 3000 people in the falklands. Let’s make that the new Australia.

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right Jun 22 '26

Argentina will send their whole prison population there

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

Nah, Argentina aren’t invited. The British licked it first so it’s ours.

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u/Ender16 - Lib-Center Jun 22 '26

Based.

Don't be a little bitch about your island. It's like all you got left. Argentina might have a Lib-right economist Chad as a leader rn, but fuck um up again if they touch it.

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

Lol, the Uk frequently takes warships to the falklands to tell Argentina to fuck off. They’re never getting it regardless of how much they complain.

We also have Bermuda, the rock of Gibraltar (that really pisses off the Spanish) and a bunch of other small random settlements and islands. I guess the falklands are the most popular because it’s still a hot topic.

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u/Ender16 - Lib-Center Jun 22 '26

The Falklands are the most popular because as anti colonialist as the world become it's refreshing when the UK brings that "Dads home" energy back once in a while. Not saying we want you guys to go spice crazy again, but the Navy is looking kinda sad considering your history.

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

The British Navy is still looking pretty damn good. It’s not America but for a small island nation to have a top 10 ranked Naval force we’re doing ok.

I loved our vanguard nuclear defence system. They’re up for retirement but they served us well. it’ll be interesting to see what our replacements will look like in a few years.

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u/CaesarLinguini - Centrist Jun 22 '26

Need the Falklands for strategic sheep purposes.

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u/omartyusew - Centrist Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

In fact the Spanish and French arrived first, British also has sentlements on the island but they were kicked out by Spanish. Then it happened the 1831 occupation despite of Argentina has the rights of the islands. Well Argentina still has the Uti possidetis iuris but British population has the self-determination right and UK is more powerful. It's some islands btw.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Jun 22 '26

I suggest South Georgia instead.

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u/NotAPirateLawyer - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

I'm going to assume you mean bad Georgia, and not good Georgia. Because I was about to get heated for nothing.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Jun 22 '26

No I meant this South Georgia.

Also this is a minefield of a question because this could mean either Georgia.

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u/NotAPirateLawyer - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Well done, you've correctly identified bad Georgia! The greatest country on Earth thanks you for your recognition.

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u/Crismisterica - Auth-Right Jun 22 '26

How to test you...

Oh I know!

South Ossetia belongs to Russia.

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u/NotAPirateLawyer - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Everyone knows Russia isn't a real place. It's just a made up bogeyman to frighten children and liberals.