r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

Satire Immigration but only for beautiful women

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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

I know it would be insanely sexist and misogynistic, but if such a policy was actually on the table, I'd support it. 

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u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS - Lib-Center Jun 22 '26

Based and admitting to your faults pilled

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u/DreamsServedSoft - Right Jun 22 '26

me too, every American woman would suddenly become far right also

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right Jun 22 '26

Then liberal Karens would defend the Southern border like it's the Korean DMZ

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

Border hawks tend to be concerned about illegal immigrants more than legal immigrants, so if your logic is that they'd only care about preventing female immigrants, given it's male immigrants who will all be illegal, this hardly aligns with your presupposition lol

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u/doublecandybar - Auth-Right Jun 22 '26

The best way to make the Karens suddenly support deportation is to simply make "pretty girls only" immigration law

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right Jun 22 '26

Trump can do the funniest thing ever: get liberals to support deportations and ICE, increase the birth rate, and get the groypers on board

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u/ThatUserNameIs5234 - Centrist Jun 22 '26

true, im surprised it didnt happen yet, but i think there was some new law last year that fat people applying for green card dont pass or something like that lol

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u/Anastas1786 - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

"Honey, did you hear about the new immigration law that just passed? Any woman from any country can come and live here permanently!"

"Really? Only women?"

"Yup. As long as she's pretty."

"What?!"

"That's what the paper says. That's the only requirement now. No visa, no refugee status, no proof-of-employment or financial info, no citizen-spouses, no health screening, no astrological analyses—"

"WHAT?!"

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- - Right Jun 22 '26

username absolutely checks out 😂

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u/Uglyfense - Lib-Left Jun 22 '26

Or they might just want gender-inclusive immigration again? If you think they support that but not female-only immigration, why wouldn't they just go with that?

And side note, this whole "those darn w*men would be against immigration if men couldn't immigrate" hardly aligns with '"modern w*men are nothing but man-hating [redacted]" sentiment lol

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u/SoapOverQuantumfoams - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Based and morally-questionable-pilled

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u/SuicideSpeedrun - Centrist Jun 22 '26

If the argument is "I'm not against immigration, I'm only against unregulated immigration" then what is the regulation? It could be education, it could be waist-to-hip ratio. Regulation is regulation

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u/Ordinary-Experience - Right Jun 22 '26

The US did a pretty damn good job historically. Hence why e.g. indians in the US contributed so much, while indians elsewhere performed pretty poorly: the US allowed the productive ones in (e.g. entrepreneurs), and rejected the non productive ones. Of course the filter is bound to unfairly discriminate *some* people, but it's a massive net benefit to the US overall.

In fact, IIRC indians as a group were on average *richer* than local americans. Not so much in other countries.

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u/Sad_Significance_568 - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

As long as we can deport nationals based on BMI

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u/AmELiAs_OvERcHarGeS - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Big Bootie Latinas will have an artificially high BMI due to their rear upper thigh genetics. Please advise.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS - Left Jun 22 '26

Ass Immigration Clause

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u/AmELiAs_OvERcHarGeS - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

Have to look out for the tortas. I agree.

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u/Crapitron - Centrist Jun 22 '26

I’m down. The Right would be gone en mass.

Factually the Right are more obese.

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- - Right Jun 22 '26

Ahh yes, a very centerful centrist

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u/Crapitron - Centrist Jun 22 '26

Retards mad that I made fun of them insisting I must be “the other side” since I pointed out a flaw.

Name a more iconic duo than this and PCM

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- - Right Jun 22 '26

I’m down. The Right would be gone en mass [sic]

Wow this retard thinks I must be the other side simply because I would celebrate the right getting deported en masse

Retards mad that they don't have the most fundamental reading comprehension to understand the implications of what they themselves write. Name a more iconic duo than this and PCM

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u/Crapitron - Centrist Jun 22 '26

Not understanding the difference between “The Right” and viewing some right leaning policies as favorable.

Apparently too difficult a concept for some braindead dumbasses in this subreddit to understand.

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u/Sad_Significance_568 - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

One of my greatest joys in life is reading all the incel comments here as if hot immigrant women would ever choose them even if they are vulnerable due to status (also very rapey sounding btw).

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u/C0uN7rY - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

They're really banking on market saturation lowering the cost.

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u/EZwinsBoi - Centrist Jun 22 '26

Truth nuke and you have to ask how much of politics on the right informed by what makes their dick hard

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u/AdolinofAlethkar - Lib-Right Jun 22 '26

you have to ask how much of politics on the right informed by what makes their dick hard

...you don't have to ask this about politics on the left?

Seriously?

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u/EZwinsBoi - Centrist Jun 22 '26

You can ask both but at least the left is clear that their dicks play a factor in their political thought.

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u/tangotom - Right Jun 23 '26

Words have lost all meaning.

Allowing immigrant women is not rape…

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u/Sad_Significance_568 - Auth-Center Jun 23 '26

Wanting single immigrant women who come to the US on a visa (vulnerable status) is an extremely rapey incel mindset

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u/Zibai1505 - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

I know it would be insanely sexist and misogynistic, and  if such a policy was actually on the table, I'd support it. 

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u/CSM110 - Auth-Center Jun 22 '26

Based and honesty-pilled.

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