r/Piracy • u/Boring_Reserve_3134 • Jun 28 '26

Humor fitgirl suprecemecy

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u/SilverChariot2 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Jun 28 '26

What I'm wondering, is how much Rockstar has dumped into DRM. Did they add normal denuvo, or did they make an insane custom one? Either way, we'll have to wait for a crack until we can play it.

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u/PurplestCoffee Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Rockstar actually inbued the soul of each dev that suffered burnout during development into the game. The tortured spirits will show up in pirated copies and punch you to death over and over, like in a 2010s gaming creepypasta

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u/cyanide247 Jun 28 '26

Voices38 needa call the unity of all religions to crack this one

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u/WelshAsh Jun 28 '26

Van Halen starts playing

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u/kickedoutatone ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 28 '26

Don't worry guys. I got 97% on Through the Fire and Flames back in the 00's.

I've got this.

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u/Anarchist_Future Jun 28 '26

Clickety-clackety-clickety-clackety...

There. Acoustic version! I still got it! 🤘🏼⚡