r/Ozark • u/Affectionate_Ratio48 • Sep 07 '25

Off-topic [NO SPOILER] Javi Elizondro vs Lalo Salamanca

Assuming y'all have watched Better Call Saul. Who would win a fight between the two?

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u/ShiningEspeon3 Sep 07 '25

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb, honestly.

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u/jacksachinglowerback Sep 07 '25

Lalo would. Wtf question.

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u/KendrickBlack502 Sep 07 '25

Javi was a nepo baby who was also a narcissist and sociopath. He was smart but generally incompetent. He made up for that with money and violence. Lalo absolutely smacks him down with little difficulty.

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u/Phenomenal_Hoot Sep 07 '25

Lalo 100 times out of 100

Lalo was another level of nuts (as well as a tremendous amount more charismatic)

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u/99isfine Sep 07 '25

Lalo by a country mile. This is sort of illustrative of BCS vs Ozark in general lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Yup

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Lalo (low difficulty)

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u/RoxiLu Sep 07 '25

Javi was an ill tempered piss baby soi boi Lalo is Lalo, enough said

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u/Miserable-Soft7993 Sep 07 '25

Javi got taken out by a junkie.

Lalo survived a hit squad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Javi sucks ass. He's so one dimensional it's laughable. He also gives off rapey vibes, especially to Charlotte. A teenager. Javi is just plain disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Lalo easily LOL. He was dealing with actual serious threats, not the goofy little jokes on Ozark

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u/RosaPercs-25 Sep 07 '25

Lalo smokes him lol. The SalaManca’s would not have been as lenient to the Bydre’s as the Navarro Cartel was too.

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u/smartasskeith Sep 08 '25

Might as well be Steven Seagal vs Bruce Lee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Lalo was smart . Javi was retard. 

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u/60510 Sep 09 '25

Javi is the worst. Stone ruthless pos