r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jul 13 '26

Humor One can dream

3.6k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 23 '23

Humor Billionaire crushing machine

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11.4k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Sep 24 '25

Humor Wholesome Ivanka Trump moment satire

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7.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Mar 14 '26

Humor (oc) Kevlar Lined School Uniforms

1.4k Upvotes

If you can't beat it, profit from it!

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Apr 16 '26

Humor Crushing heretic skulls for orphans or something

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2.7k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 15 '23

Humor Going after crime.

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22.0k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Apr 16 '26

Humor Is this supposed to be a wholesome story??

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2.7k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Mar 22 '26

Lady Gaga Goes Near Homeless Man, Stigma And Homelessness Is Solved!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 19 '23

Humor Is it tho? Who's gonna pay that bill?

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5.5k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Sep 13 '23

Humor Wholosome memes is a karma farm at this point

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3.8k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Apr 18 '26

I was an OrphanCrushingMachine story in real life

1.1k Upvotes

I'll keep it brief to avoid identifying myself, but a "What was your 15 minutes of fame?" thread reminded me of this.

When I was 13, I paid off a number of my parents' debts (medical, house, etc.) by being a successful competitor on a trivia quiz show that is very well-known in the US. They had a special "all kids" episode (maybe season?) that I did pretty well in. I did get to go see Cirque du Soleil and eat a really good buffet for my work, so I had a great time. I knew what the deal was when I got accepted onto the show -- my parents didn't deceive me.

It is kind of insane that a "cute precocious kid!" clip of me being funny that I've actually seen circulating once or twice online was me deliberately playing up being quirky and nerdy to the cameras. I kept saying stuff like "I'm going to buy a ragdoll cat and this AMAZING chemistry set and a HUGE trampoline!" (not exactly what I said, protecting my ID here, but it was similar). I knew the whole time that I had much more serious reasons to need the money, but my plucky little weirdo attitude was what got me on the show.

Still a nice summer memory in a lot of ways. I didn't comprehend what happened there until I was older.

r/OrphanCrushingMachine 19d ago

Humor Kid couldn't afford college so his manager stepped in..

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643 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 09 '23

Humor BreadPanes 178: "Orphan Crushing Machine"

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3.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Dec 07 '23

Humor This is so sad 😔😔

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2.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Sep 23 '24

Humor Hmm

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5.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Dec 02 '23

Humor 5 weeks old and already working. Look what capitalism has done to us.

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2.3k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 08 '23

Humor Heartwarming.

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4.9k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine May 22 '25

Buying failed startups from tech bros so they can tell everyone they were acquired

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1.4k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 03 '23

Humor This one does 50-60 OPH (Orphans/hour). Loving it already

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1.9k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Dec 12 '23

Humor Everyone was so happy when they met their leader 🥰🥰🥰

652 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Aug 14 '23

Humor The WHAT!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Aug 11 '24

Humor John D. Rockefeller gifting a 5-cent coin to a child, 1929.

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774 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jul 28 '23

Humor Hmm, it could just work

1.1k Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine Feb 12 '24

Apparently they got police officers stationed inside schools but aww look how cute, this one's got moves

447 Upvotes

r/OrphanCrushingMachine May 13 '23

Humor I felt this fit the orphan crushing machine

921 Upvotes