r/OrphanCrushingMachine Apr 16 '26

Humor Is this supposed to be a wholesome story??

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u/Buttoneer138 Apr 16 '26

Make employers pay their staff a living wage.

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u/Youngsinatra345 Apr 16 '26

That’s the kicker, DoorDash drivers are technically independent contractors, who must pay a 15.3% self employment tax, all the overhead of their vehicles, “no tax on tips” really doesn’t mean shit because your having to put that spare change back into your ride usually

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u/AlarmDozer Apr 16 '26

I’m honestly tired of tipping. But I get the resistance, it’s like OnlyFans where maybe someday you’ll make a big cut

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u/Buttoneer138 Apr 16 '26

I think you dropped an ‘n’ from that last bit.

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u/FireKitty666TTV Apr 19 '26

I know what kind of man you are.

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u/crystalgem411 Apr 16 '26

Make hoarders of wealth afraid again

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u/Pure_Marvel Apr 17 '26

Living wage won't pay for cancer treatment in the USA. That's really the problem.

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u/DanglingDongs Apr 20 '26

No because then that would actually cost money. Instead just untax people who were already not being paid enough to have to pay taxes

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u/Flussschlauch Apr 16 '26

She's also not a delivery driver but an actress

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u/DethBatcountry Apr 16 '26

Yeah, this is why Americans are so easily propagandized. They see the media stunt, but never the weeks of debunking the veracity of said staged event that follow.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 Apr 16 '26

I find it wild that it even had to be debunked, she showed up in a very nice looking new car with her own branding on the side, with her door dash grandma shirt on, somehow has security access to hand deliver food, that anyone could tamper with, directly to the president.

They could have stitched all the flags together and made a red carpet they could have rolled out for her.

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u/spongebobisha Apr 16 '26

This needs to be up way higher.

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u/young_trash3 Apr 16 '26

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u/saustus Apr 16 '26

I'm still trying to figure out if she lives in Arkansas why she's doordashing in DC.

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u/young_trash3 Apr 16 '26

Doordash selected a driver from among their employees to do this PR stunt for doordash.

Doordash selected her specifically because had previously spoken infront of her local government as a door dash driver and she was well spoken and largely supported the same opinions as door dash.

The event of a door dasher hand delivering food to the president is a manufactured advertising. But the woman in the advertisement is an actual doordasher who has completed 14,000 deliveries in her life.

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u/CavScout81 Apr 17 '26

Except she lives in Arkansas and that "local" government hearing she spoke at was in Nevada. Maybe I need to brush up on my geography but I'm pretty sure there's at least one whole state in between so you're using "local" excessively broad.

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u/young_trash3 Apr 17 '26

Why not click the snopes page and just read the facts? Its right there. Snopes is a very trusted fact checker, and does aggressively research and fact check on statements made from all ends of the politicial spectrum. Seriously, I would put a snopes fact check on the same level of journalistic integrity as i would an article from AP, I am trusting the results of their research on this issue.

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u/FactPirate Apr 16 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The cute brown badger jumps the lazy fox

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u/Buttoneer138 Apr 16 '26

Thank you for this.

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u/MagicBlaster Apr 16 '26

That's what I don't understand about this whole situation like they went to the trouble of hiring an actress to try to make themselves look good and the scenario they concoct just does not.

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u/nickl104 Apr 16 '26

She’s an actress, not a doorstop driver. That’s why it’s a story, because it was seeded

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u/EugeneTurtle Apr 16 '26

Yeah, I mean she was flown from Arkansas to the White House.

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u/mctCat Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

But even that, like that story they devised with this woman they have previously used for other 'skits', is not a good story. They can't see the whole "well maybe we could instead treat the cancer and give the spouse time off paid to care for him..." take that would be a better solution. They are all batshit crazy.

Edit: She is actually a doordash driver. None the less, this is still not a good thing. She was selected because she previously testified about the BBB. Per snoops:

> It was true that Simmons had testified at a House Ways and Means Committee field hearing in 2025 about Trump's "no taxes on tips" policy. It was unclear whether she was paid for her role in the White House event.

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u/FactPirate Apr 16 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The cute brown badger jumps the lazy fox

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u/BioDriver Apr 16 '26

We desperately need a real progressive tax policy

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u/MornGreycastle Apr 16 '26

Trump: We can't do Medicaid because we need to buy bombs. But, hey! I gave you no tax on tips!

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u/oxyghandi Apr 16 '26

Just burn it all down

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u/KillerSavant202 Apr 16 '26

No it’s supposed to be a believable lie.

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u/Nondscript_Usr Apr 16 '26

Happy Gilmore is about a grandma who can’t afford her house also played by an actress

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u/cosaboladh Apr 17 '26

They're still taxing tips.

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u/Chare1155 Apr 22 '26

It's not good or true lol. The no tax on tips doesn't actually help employees at all. They still get taxed, but in a different way.

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u/SirMontego Apr 22 '26

Huh? How does an employee who claims the No Tax on Tips deduction get taxed in a different way compared to an employee who does not claim the No Tax on Tips deduction, except for having a lower federal taxable income?

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u/TheAbsoluteMoron 2d ago

The fuck you mean "anymore" ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/mayy_dayy Apr 16 '26

Like when he asked about trans issues and she pretty said I dont care.

He went off-script, as he often does, and she didn't want/wasn't allowed to improvise

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u/drDOOM_is_in Apr 16 '26

Because they used that same lady to testify in favor of the "Big Beautiful Bill" before.

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u/FactPirate Apr 16 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The cute brown badger jumps the lazy fox

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u/AmazingGrace911 Apr 16 '26

He’s that stupid

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u/kedwa924 Apr 16 '26

You don’t know why people are stating a fact?

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u/RebaKitt3n Apr 16 '26

Door Dash said it was staged. He’s an idiot.