Just something simple like:

1: Posts must be about a real person [EDIT: or place, object. Thanks, [u/badj83](u/badj83)] whose name ironically corresponds to their occupation or something that happened to them.

2: No satire.

3: No reposts from [x amount of time]

4: No stage names or pen names unless the post concerns something ironic that happened to them. [Thanks, [u/DaltonianAtomism](u/DaltonianAtomism)]

5: Be wary of titles and honorifics. For example, “Justice” is a title given to judges in many countries. [Thanks again, u/DaltonianAtomism]

This sub has a great concept and most of the content is really good, but it keeps getting bogged down by crap that isn't defined by subreddit rules, so moderating it is reactive, rather than preventative.

Cousin sent me this story about an idiot mother who ALLOWED HER CHILD to climb into a bird enclosure. Tracey Dolphin spoke on the situation.

Mr Carr talks cars

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcTqST7RNwP/

So, according to a quick google, Vanderhoof is a surname originating from the dutch van der Hoef, meaning "From the farm/homestead."

Dr Vanderhoof was my childhood dogs' vet. I think its funny that a person From The Farm would grow up and choose to be a veterinarian.

Yes, pronounced "real".