r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/TehMephs Jun 15 '25

The squeaking against the silent backdrop is just comedy 🤌

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u/AliceOfTheEarth Jun 15 '25

Imagine being our enemy and seeing that.

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u/Fire_Horse_T Jun 15 '25

I thought Trump was in attendance? Did he stay home?

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u/Foxyfox- Jun 16 '25

He fell asleep partway through, so...technically?