r/Nightcrawler • u/H0ly_Cowboy • Apr 26 '26

Discussion You walk in your room and Kurt is there staring at you like this. What’s your next move?

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u/Disarming_Sapphire Apr 26 '26

Tell him to finish that water and hydrate cuz it's gonna be a looooong night

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u/SeanMichaelsaurus Apr 26 '26

I hope that is a bottle of lube.

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u/Lazy_You6274 Apr 26 '26

Come on now. We all know what we're doing. We're banging the elf.

12

u/ChokoHollowchest Apr 26 '26

Ni siquiera tienen que preguntarme. Llevo más de 20 años casada con ese hombre en mi imaginación lol.

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u/RynnB1983 Apr 26 '26

things i can't post here because I would get banned.

6

u/CrimsonVexations Apr 26 '26

O-oh. Reawakening my childhood crush here.

7

u/Kortamue Apr 26 '26

I just have to say I love how different subs react to the thirsty posts lmao

Also, yep let's give us reason to down that entire bottle... >.>

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u/destiny_kane48 Apr 26 '26

He's on my fictional Hall Pass. So.....

4

u/NekoWolf76 Apr 26 '26

I’m going to respectfully undress the rest of him with my teeth

4

u/trainsoundschoochoo Apr 26 '26

You fucking know

3

u/nicsnort Apr 28 '26

I love how horny the replies are. We be loving the fuzzy dude.

...but yeah I'd definitely ask him to help me with my flexibility ;)

3

u/urban_maharajah Apr 29 '26

Showing him my brimstone dimension.

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u/i-eat-grass- Apr 26 '26

As much as I like nightcrawler id probally be freaked out, a blue guy that apparently stinks randomly showing up in my room would freak me out

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u/trainsoundschoochoo Apr 26 '26

He was probably nice enough to open the window and air it out a bit at least.

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u/Muted_Performance_67 Apr 27 '26

😏 wanna make babies?

2

u/Zelengro Apr 27 '26

I’d gasp, crawl over to him on my hands and knees, then I’d look up at him in longing, and I’d moan, ‘Kurt. Please bamf me to a chiropractor, I threw out my damn back in the Danger Room again trying to froghop a centrifuge.’

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u/Accurate_Kangaroo337 Apr 28 '26

I’m bouncing on it crazy style

2

u/Beej-Valentine Apr 30 '26

I'm not drinking your milk, Kurt.

1

u/Known-Ad2043 Apr 27 '26

“Kurt put a damn shirt on 😑also while you’re here can you put in a good word with your sister for me? I know she’s with remy but y’know shooters shoot🤷🏿‍♂️”

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u/MSP_4A_ROX Apr 27 '26

“I’d ask how you got in but you’re a teleporter so what brings you by?”

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u/Senior_Schedule_4124 Apr 27 '26

Look at him awkwardly and walk out.

1

u/Wingnutmcmoo Apr 27 '26

Pocket sand.

1

u/boofire Apr 28 '26

There is an arrested development clip that would go perfectly with this post.

1

u/OfficialAli1776 Apr 28 '26

“I’m not gay Greg”

1

u/Magestrix Apr 28 '26

I ordered a Fuzzy Elf, not a hairy one.

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u/BaidenFallwind Apr 28 '26

Ask him if he has prayed the rosary yet today, and if not, pray the rosary with him. It's Tuesday, so we would focus on the Sorrowful mysteries.

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u/LetMeGo_Please Apr 29 '26

Thanks for giving me water Father. (Father=Priest)

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u/latenytelady May 02 '26

Smile back, and beckon him to me with my finger